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scotish vag pipes 

When Performing Oral Sex On A female, Fill Your Lungs With A Full Breath & Then Fill The Vagina With All Of Your Air. Then Run Away While Being Chased By A Chorus Of Kweifs From The Vag Pipes
After Performing The Scotish Vag Pipes John Is Now Single
Pronounced: so-ite-us

A Northern Ireland condition whereby an individual involuntarily adds a range of colloquialisms to the end of a statement, often as a means of self reassurance, that the statement is true and trustworthy. Much like "isn't it?". The condition is named after the most common of these: "so it is".

The exact phrase alters depending on tense, changing "so it is" to "so it was" or maybe "so it will".

The phrase can also alter to reflect a person or a third party object: "so he was", "so she will" or "so it would"

There is also the negative: "so its not"
(phonetical spelling)
hear, are wee Jannie says his company is closin down..... so it is

Oh, Hararya Gillian! don't you know our yacht club in Bangor is clearly the best in all of Christendom.... so it is

Wait till I tell ya, you're a knob.... so you are

Man, spides seem to all have a serious case of soitis!
soitis by matt McIvor January 14, 2008

Barbeque-sionist 

A barbeque-sionist is one who partakes in the act of barbecuing. An accomplished barbeque-sionist is one who is able to produce quality meats and barbeque-able products efficiently for others to bask in.

Founded by Seth Cohen Adam Brody of The O.C.
"Wow, you're a really good barbeque-sionist ..."
Barbeque-sionist by barbeque-sionist February 16, 2010
An acronym for Storm of The Imperial Sanctum, a custom game map for the PC game Starcraft 2. It is a remake of DotA, a popular Warcraft III custom game.
My girlfriend told me it's "her or starcraft 2" which almost worked in her favor until I discovered SOTIS. PEACE OUT, BITCH!
SOTIS by btgebo August 6, 2010

Scotish snorkel 

When a man puts his testicals on a womans eyes and flatulates on her nose.
Man I just gave that bitch a scotish snorkel!!
Scotish snorkel by fishy87 February 28, 2011

Spotispy 

To creep on someone by watching the Spotify activity feed and noting their taste in music.
I spotispied on Buster's playlists...there are two called "Lucille"...

After spotispying on Maeby for 3 months, George Michael could finally woo her by pretending to coincidentally have the EXACT same taste in music.

Everytime I spotispy on Gob, he is listening to the Final Countdown...over and over again.
Spotispy by URF February 21, 2013