When Performing Oral Sex On A female, Fill Your Lungs With A Full Breath & Then Fill The Vagina With All Of Your Air. Then Run Away While Being Chased By A Chorus Of Kweifs From The Vag Pipes
After Performing The Scotish Vag Pipes John Is Now Single
A Northern Ireland condition whereby an individual involuntarily adds a range of colloquialisms to the end of a statement, often as a means of self reassurance, that the statement is true and trustworthy. Much like "isn't it?". The condition is named after the most common of these: "so it is".
The exact phrase alters depending on tense, changing "so it is" to "so it was" or maybe "so it will".
The phrase can also alter to reflect a person or a third party object: "so he was", "so she will" or "so it would"
There is also the negative: "so its not"
(phonetical spelling)
hear, are wee Jannie says his company is closin down..... so it is
Oh, Hararya Gillian! don't you know our yacht club in Bangor is clearly the best in all of Christendom.... so it is
Wait till I tell ya, you're a knob.... so you are
Man, spides seem to all have a serious case of soitis!
A barbeque-sionist is one who partakes in the act of barbecuing. An accomplished barbeque-sionist is one who is able to produce quality meats and barbeque-able products efficiently for others to bask in.
An acronym for Storm of The Imperial Sanctum, a custom game map for the PC game Starcraft 2. It is a remake of DotA, a popular Warcraft III custom game.
My girlfriend told me it's "her or starcraft 2" which almostworked in her favor until I discovered SOTIS. PEACE OUT, BITCH!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.