simulfuck

Refers to the act of having sex with multiple people simultaneously.

I think she simulfucked those guys.

simulfuck by gatorbate89 January 2, 2010

Simulfuck

v. An act of unsolicited penentration, either physical or psychic, of ones body or soul involving multiple individuals or entities resulting in physical, psychological or emotiional injury.

Bryant was simulfucked by the MOD, MICU resident and Cardiology and so didn't get of the hospital until after 8:00 PM.

Simulfuck by Chanesaw May 12, 2010

Simuljack 

“Si-mule-jack” A juxtaposition of simultaneous and jack off. The act of jacking off oneself and the person next to them. If the receiving party does not reciprocate, they are enjoying a “lazy neighbor.”

With his cock in one hand and Adam’s in the other, Jon was delivering a classic simuljack.

Simuljack by Snarfer97 April 13, 2021

smurfuckintastic 

A sarcastic phrase used to describe how you feel, usually used by people who wear blue coveralls to work, and especially if they also wear a white hard hat, and are hot and miserable.

Imagine Olin walking around a hot, smelly factory, sweltering in the heat, since in addition to it being 95 F and humid in the plant, he's also wearing a white hard hat and blue coveralls.

- Olin. what's up dude, how are you?

- I'm smurfuckintastic!

smurfuckintastic by Think Amaar November 14, 2011

soulfuck 

To feel completely infinite, while with a close friend or complete stranger. For once in your life, to be understood and to understand fully, without an explaination. There is usually no touching involved, only presence. Usually felt when listening to music; good music, not rap shit.

Sometimes used as soulrape.

"Sometimes, when we are together, I feel like we are soulfucking each other..."

"All Bobby and I do is soulfuck all night long."

"I'm going to rape your soul."

soulfuck by J. Alexa Leigh Rowe October 23, 2008

soulfuck 

An adjective used to describe an incredily traumatic or unpleasant experience.

"My car was stolen yesterday, I am so pissed; what a soulfuck, man."
"My grandfather just died, I am so upset. It's quite the soulfuck to lose someone close to you."

soulfuck by Samantha (BoomSass) November 14, 2006

Situfuck 

a situation that is fucked.

dude thats straight up situfuck

Situfuck by jennifaaaaa March 6, 2008