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A Simson is a motorcycle with a high speed of up to 80kmph
It was produced in the gdr and is part of the eastgerman culture.
You've got a nice Simson there
Or in German: Geile karre haste ori 50ger drinne?
Simson by Eastgerman-worker September 7, 2022

bart simson sad profile picture 

a fake sad person that just wants attention
I have a bart simson sad profile picture so I broken.

Ella simson

she is the most laugh-person you'll ever meet, she laughs nothing out of nothing. Ella is usually laughing, which most people ask, "Is Ella high on something?". Usually, she has brunette eyes and hair. When you hear a laughs when there's nothing funny, you always think of Ella
Person 1," Where's Ella simson , ###?"
Ella, "Hahahahahaha!"
Person 1, "Oh there she is ."
Ella simson by bananajam1324 October 25, 2018

Homer Simson 

Homer Simson aka Tati is Noah's Girlfriend who is so very hot and likes to lick the back of my neck, ear , my face, alberto etc. anyways she's really cool and i once spilled sprite at her house that got in her hair and on her bed. i also lover her very very much
Noah Had Tatis snap name as Homer Simson in 6th garde.
Homer Simson by tatis bf April 21, 2022

Simon Lo 

Simon Lo is a teacher from LSC. He weighs 3000kg and he can't run 100m to catch the 42 bus after school. He is known as the pig that shouts. He makes videos about himself sitting on a chair and call it science lessons. He makes stupid jokes like 🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C that is murdering you in chinese.
Student A: Simon Lo is coming!!
Simon Lo: *slams books on table because he too fat can't carry
Student B: WOW!

Simon Lo: If you don't bring homework i will🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C you!!!
Simon Lo by JohnMakFan November 11, 2020

Simpson Negro

A highly educated black person that thinks OJ Simpson is innocent of double homicide. No amount of evidence will convince them that OJ Simpson killed his wife even if it was caught on surveillence video. To them, it will always be the racist LAPD that set him up by tainting the evidence. Even if OJ admitted he killed his wife and Ron Goldman, they would believe he was drugged and tricked into a confession by law enforcement.
Damn, these 'Simpson Negroes' will never believe OJ Simpson is guilty of murder no matter how educated they are.
Simpson Negro by Mikey Boyer July 17, 2011
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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