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Simpnest 

The culmination of the simp feelings you have from something or someone.
Sir, you have attacked my simpnest. I challenge you to a duel, Yu-Gi-Oh decks at dawn!
Simpnest by CheffBenny June 16, 2021
A simpist is someone who goes over the line of simping HARDCORE basically if you took simp+simp and added them you would get a simpist, they tend to simp soooo hard until they get nudes once they acquire the nudes they ghost the girl and move on to next subject
"That dude Juan is a simpist ong"
Simpist by NorthRug November 13, 2020

Simpistan 

A: whose side are you on? Pakistan or simpistan

B: I say we nuke them at the same time
Simpistan by 6kidlover9 October 27, 2021
Someone who’s being mean based on the person you simp for
Meanie : Ew you simp for venom!#?#?s?

Me : You’re being simpist
Simpist by 𝗧𝗮𝗺𝗮 February 7, 2021

Simpistan 

The one Middle - Eastern country that the U.S doesn't want to set foot in.

As the name suggests the country's largest demographic are Simps.

Their favorite thing to do is turn on their computers, login to Twitch, TikTok, and of course OnlyFans(Ur GF's real source of income". They then proceed to spend their whole days jacking off, and making "supportive" comments in hopes that their favorite "content creator" will notice them. The craziest part about all this is the fact that they make money off what many people in other countries would consider to be a waste of time . The average Simpistani makes around $200 PokeCoin an hour. That equates to roughly 2 USD.

As you can probably tell, the Simpistans most imported items are soft tissues, socks, lubricant(Lubriderm, Aveeno, and some oil from Saudi Arabia), and of course computers.

GDP: About as low as their social skills

National Anthem: "Eat My Ass" - Belle Delphine

National Food: Every Soy product imaginable

Simping is so ingrained in the country's culture that every year on December 31, they gather in Justin Bieber Square and toss all there "hard" earned money at statues of the following:
Alinity
SSSniperWolf
Pokimane
BernieTikTokGirl
Neekolul
Belle Delphine
President: We still need to find some more strategic positions near the Iranian border
Secretary of Defense: We already have some in Iraq, Syria, and Saudi Arabia

Some Other Dipshit Politician: Why don't we set up shop in Simpi-
President: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE you imbecile. I would rather do my job properly, than send the troops to Simpistan
Simpistan by JonSnortsSnowWithUrBros February 27, 2021

Simpietro 

One of the all-time greatest simps of the modern era. Constantly spends his time away from the boys and with the ladies whether it is in the library, the cinemas or out at the lighthouse. This man can simp and snitch.
"I just wish Simpietro would come online more often"
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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