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Simpnest
Simpnest by CheffBenny June 16, 2021
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Simpistan
Simpistan by 6kidlover9 October 27, 2021
Simpist
Simpistan
The one Middle - Eastern country that the U.S doesn't want to set foot in.
As the name suggests the country's largest demographic are Simps.
Their favorite thing to do is turn on their computers, login to Twitch, TikTok, and of course OnlyFans(Ur GF's real source of income". They then proceed to spend their whole days jacking off, and making "supportive" comments in hopes that their favorite "content creator" will notice them. The craziest part about all this is the fact that they make money off what many people in other countries would consider to be a waste of time . The average Simpistani makes around $200 PokeCoin an hour. That equates to roughly 2 USD.
As you can probably tell, the Simpistans most imported items are soft tissues, socks, lubricant(Lubriderm, Aveeno, and some oil from Saudi Arabia), and of course computers.
GDP: About as low as their social skills
National Anthem: "Eat My Ass" - Belle Delphine
National Food: Every Soy product imaginable
Simping is so ingrained in the country's culture that every year on December 31, they gather in Justin Bieber Square and toss all there "hard" earned money at statues of the following:
Alinity
SSSniperWolf
Pokimane
BernieTikTokGirl
Neekolul
Belle Delphine
As the name suggests the country's largest demographic are Simps.
Their favorite thing to do is turn on their computers, login to Twitch, TikTok, and of course OnlyFans(Ur GF's real source of income". They then proceed to spend their whole days jacking off, and making "supportive" comments in hopes that their favorite "content creator" will notice them. The craziest part about all this is the fact that they make money off what many people in other countries would consider to be a waste of time . The average Simpistani makes around $200 PokeCoin an hour. That equates to roughly 2 USD.
As you can probably tell, the Simpistans most imported items are soft tissues, socks, lubricant(Lubriderm, Aveeno, and some oil from Saudi Arabia), and of course computers.
GDP: About as low as their social skills
National Anthem: "Eat My Ass" - Belle Delphine
National Food: Every Soy product imaginable
Simping is so ingrained in the country's culture that every year on December 31, they gather in Justin Bieber Square and toss all there "hard" earned money at statues of the following:
Alinity
SSSniperWolf
Pokimane
BernieTikTokGirl
Neekolul
Belle Delphine
President: We still need to find some more strategic positions near the Iranian border
Secretary of Defense: We already have some in Iraq, Syria, and Saudi Arabia
Some Other Dipshit Politician: Why don't we set up shop in Simpi-
President: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE you imbecile. I would rather do my job properly, than send the troops to Simpistan
Secretary of Defense: We already have some in Iraq, Syria, and Saudi Arabia
Some Other Dipshit Politician: Why don't we set up shop in Simpi-
President: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE you imbecile. I would rather do my job properly, than send the troops to Simpistan
Simpistan by JonSnortsSnowWithUrBros February 27, 2021
Simpietro
One of the all-time greatest simps of the modern era. Constantly spends his time away from the boys and with the ladies whether it is in the library, the cinemas or out at the lighthouse. This man can simp and snitch.
Simpietro by justimagine...justsittingthere August 31, 2020
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.