Simperly
Simperly by a kind soul. September 11, 2025
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Simpery
Simpery by Big Ol' Boy April 21, 2020
Simpery
The most degenerate, unconstitutional, distrustful, disrespectful, heinous sin and crime any child born of God can even fathom committing.
Johnny:hey Travis did you see Mariana today? She looked so hot. I wish we could be together someday but we're just friends for now.
Travis: you degenerate Simp. Simpery is sin. I'm calling the cops and the pope. May God have mercy on your miserable soul.
Niggalations 1:69 : Thou shalt not Simp. For they shall surely be put to death.
Travis: you degenerate Simp. Simpery is sin. I'm calling the cops and the pope. May God have mercy on your miserable soul.
Niggalations 1:69 : Thou shalt not Simp. For they shall surely be put to death.
Simpery by The Greek God Mark August 8, 2020
simerly
Usually a guy with a big heart. He’s shy at first but as soon as you get to know him he’s great. He’s probably very sensitive but is afraid to show it. A simerly can get confused with their feelings and won’t know who they like until the spend lot of time with them. Simerlys are great.
simerly by AndresQuin1999 May 18, 2018
simmerly
A name of a girl who is smart. She is the "mom" of the friend group (if you're going on a trip she's the one that makes everyone sandwiches and cuts off the crust) . A "Goody-two-shoes" if you will. If she were a spice she'd be vanilla. If you could describe one object that would represent her personality, it would be a soggy newspaper. She is very extra.
Friend: "Why did you pack so many snacks?"
Simmerly: "I just didn't want anyone to get
hungry on our trip!"
Friend: "Trip? We are just going 30 minutes out of town! You're such a Simmerly!"
Simmerly: "I just didn't want anyone to get
hungry on our trip!"
Friend: "Trip? We are just going 30 minutes out of town! You're such a Simmerly!"
simmerly by HamburgerMary June 1, 2017
Simerly
Lord Simerly, what will you have me do?
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