Definitions by imaniggathatspeaksfacts

A texas tim 

Grabbing your friends genitalia and wrapping it around your hand like a rope

Can we do a texas tim in the bed tonight.

A texas tim by imaniggathatspeaksfacts September 16, 2025

Mayron 

A ugly dirty ogre, who lives under a bridge and takes drugs like they are candy to feed their grueling addiction.

Yeah that girl is lowkey a Mayron, I heard she stinks

Mayron by imaniggathatspeaksfacts September 16, 2025

A merry mojzis 

During Christmas, you find yourself under a mistletoe, but instead of kissing the other gender. You ejaculate on the same sex partner, and rub your dick on a pinecone.

Dude its Christmas eve, but I can't wait to have a merry Mojzis tomorrow

A merry mojzis by imaniggathatspeaksfacts September 16, 2025

A wild Zephaniah 

A wild Zephaniah is when you have sex with 30 men at the same time, and after you self relieve on a memory foam pillow.

Yeah I had a wild Zephaniah last night, it was pretty crazy. After I felt so uncomfortable that I had to talk to my priest

A wild Zephaniah by imaniggathatspeaksfacts September 16, 2025

Yitbarek 

A man afraid of females and is asexual. He finds comfort around men and would rather go on dates with men then women. But still will not engage in sexual activity.

That guy over there is kind of Yitbarek, I have never seen him talk to a girl and he is always around men.

Yitbarek by imaniggathatspeaksfacts September 16, 2025

Moddy 

A nice person who is also funny

He is such a moddy. I love him

Moddy by imaniggathatspeaksfacts April 21, 2021

Modder 

A person who is overall nice and is a funny person

He is such a modder

Modder by imaniggathatspeaksfacts April 21, 2021