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Anti-Simp Simp 

A person who hates on simps, but is a simp themself.
"Look at that guy hating on Hayden for being a Simp."
"Yeah but he's a Simp himself."
"Wow what an Anti-Simp Simp."
Anti-Simp Simp by kanye4prez March 12, 2020

simp-simply 

a word that means simply but just in a indian and a much more sexy way .

And it has nothing to do with a simp
He scolds me simp-simply
simp-simply by blockade23o6 August 16, 2021

2020 Simp\Quarantine Simp 

The modern version of Simp generated by meme culture in 2020, the 2020 Simp is an Simp who is a desperate man on the internet (mostly twitch) desperately shelling out bits of cash at women or even stalking them just because they are desperate.
Simp “John Doe is simping for her” “I’m simping for her””you’re a Simp””yur scting like a Simp” “he’s being a 2020 Simp\Quarantine Simp

i.simp.for.a.simp

One of the coolest people you'd ever meet. At this point she's probably so cool that you won't be able to take her amazingness and die of how sweet and awesome she is.
i.simp.for.a.simp is really cool
I know right

Simp Magnet 

1: Jeff is super attractive and everyone loves him
2: He’s a Simp Magnet
Simp Magnet by Ace the simp February 4, 2023

Simp Lord 

Someone unexpected, who is secretly the biggest simp of them all. This is the mastermind behind all of the simps in the galaxy and has full mastery over some powers normal people consider unnatural.
Person 1: "Did you hear, Brad is a Simp Lord..."
Person 2: "A simp lord? If what you have told me is true you will have gained my trust."
Simp Lord by DoctorCringe May 10, 2020
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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