Michael: Damnit Jake, tell me who
tea-bagged me at last night's party!
Jake: No! I'll never tell!
Michael: Then say hello to my
little friend, the Sodomizing Gun of Truth!
Jake: Oh shit! Okay fine, it was that fag Redgy!
Michael: Wrong answer bitch!
Jake: No I'm a virgin!
Michael: Spread em'!
Shotgun: (BOOM!)
Jake's Anus: (kersplat)!!!
Michael: That fool, he should've known that Redgy was to busy giving that other queer Ben a
Cleveland Steamer to come and tea-bag me!