Simoniuse

A girl who is really smart. She loves her friends. Is really fun to be around. She’s that girl who will take all of the adventures that she can lay her hands on. Usually she can be found surfing, kiting, skiing or having a romantic experience.

Oh look, that girl on the snowboard that’s my summer love - Simoniuse.

Simoniuse by strawberry_D November 23, 2021

Andreas Simonsen

An andreas simonsen is a homosexual guy that normally likes to eat a little bit more than the usual population of Pakistan. He normally crawls on all 4 and loves pets. If you want to get an andreas you can order him through gaygaygaygay.gay.shop.maverick.idk

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yeah idk
andreas simonsen yeah

Andreas Simonsen by MikeTheShikes April 3, 2019

simonique 

Simonique is wonderful loving young lady, can be aggressive at some point but that just the way she shows her love to people she care about.she goofy fun but boring as hell in her own ways

Simonique is very sweet with her friends

simonique by Simonique June 7, 2021

Simonist

Currently sparking massive online debate is the image (in accordance with rule 34) of Alvin, Theodore, and Simon receiving head. The question poses who receives the best head, which shouldn’t even be a question because it is clearly Simon. Being a nerd doesn’t make him a Virgin, in fact, he’s tall, handsome, and smart. He knows the ins and outs of every sexual position. Simon, with his legs in the air, can barely withhold the head is he receiving. He is also the chipmunk who gives the best dick. The term “Simonists” has now become synonymous with “intellectual” or “200 IQ+” individuals.

I’m proud to be a simonist!

Simonists are the only ones with brains!

Disregard that Alvinist, fellow Simonist, he’s a Cumbrain.

Simonist by NotBrainless September 20, 2019

Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted! 

When things totally go wrong for you. Screwed over; a bad time is coming.

Oscar: You just lost the game for us dude!
Jason: Simonize my Sideburns I'm Smelted!

Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted! by Butt-Face Magee August 22, 2018

simonisthebest 

a twitch streamer that's the best. He plays Minecraft while talking to his chat and at the end of the stream he looks at his fanart on discord... absolute angel

simonisthebest is the best

simonisthebest by Fefridofi009 March 24, 2022

Simonised 

Pure shite!

"How did your coupon do at the weekend?"
"Argh, it was simonised"

"How was your meal in the mosset?"
"Simonised"

Simonised by Dbhoy February 22, 2019