Simon and Garfunkel Shit 

When you lay your sagging scrotum sack on the toilet seat while defecting so that your testicles do not go swimming in the toilet water. “Like some balls over toilet water - I will lay thee down “

I have to take Simon and Garfunkel shits until my testicle support unit is finished drying.

Simon and Garfunkel Shit by Pheecees August 4, 2022

Simon and Garfinkel's 

A former Washington D.C.-based "yupscale" department-store chain dat featured live-music entertainment.

Simon and Garfinkel's stayed open 24/7 because they wanted to make sure their customers would still have time to shop after watching their singers perform for a number of hours.

Simon and Garfinkel's by QuacksO December 6, 2020

simon and garfunkel 

great artists, paul simon is a modern american poet and art garfunkel has an amazing singing voice.
made famous in the 60s for songs such as "sounds of silence", "bridge over troubled water" and "mrs robinson"
well worth a listen, these are a duet who provide the soundtrack an era in american history.

simon and garfunkel make some great music,
the lyrics are some of the best ive ever heard.
"the words of a prophet are written on the subway wall"

simon and garfunkel by homer simpson March 24, 2005

simon and garfunkel 

THE duo of the sixties, and THE greatest musicians of any era. Had a reunion at the Grammys several years ago, and held a nationwide tour entitled "Old Friends" last year. Popular for songs like The Sound of Silence, Mrs. Robinson, The Boxer, their amazing arrangement of Scarborough Faire, and Bridge Over Troubled Water. Paul Simon did almost all the writing, but they wouldn't have made it without Art Garfunkel, who provides amazing harmonies.

"Hello, darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk to you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains within the sound of silence..."

simon and garfunkel by Ricky Hernandez May 25, 2005

Simon and Garfunky 

A phrase often said when putting a Simon and Garfunkel record, tape or CD on, to indicate how funky the music is, and how you will get funky listening to it.

-Puts CD in player-
"Let's get Simon and Garfunky."

Simon and Garfunky by tea and toast. July 9, 2009