Simon S

Is a jerk who probably lives in Texas. The type of person to play overwatch and get carried by his grandmaster buddies. The type of person to say yee haw all the time.

Simon S sucks at overwatch

Simon S by Unknownexpert16 September 6, 2018

Simon S

Is a jerk who probably lives in Texas. The type of person to play overwatch and get carried by his grandmaster buddies. The type of person to say yee haw all the time.

Simon S is carried in overwatch

Simon S by Unknownexpert16 September 6, 2018

simon's cat 

our lord and savior. his name is hugh. he is a worldstar youtuber. 4m subs and counting

"Jess, who do you like?"
"Alas, I like Simon's Cat."
*gasp*
"wehhhh"

simon's cat by whydidimakethisoops January 24, 2018

Simon's Rock College

An early college in Great Barrington Mass. All the students are would be juniors or seniors in high school, who either graduated early or dropped out to go to Simon's Rock. It's awesome, though has recently been overrun with hipsters, which can make it difficult to figure out if you're "mainstream", or they are. The official mascot is the Fighting Llama, and it does not have any official colors (though maroon is pretty common on campus). Regardless, it's an awesome place, far more awesome then some bitter person who writes mean definitions about it on urbandictionary.

Hey, you went to Simon's Rock college? You must be awesome!

Simon's Rock College by Gregor9999 June 20, 2011

Simon's badonkadonk 

Every Simon you know has a fat badonkadonk. So fat you'll be amazed.

Omg, Simon's badonkadonk is soooo fat. We should take a closer look.

Simon's badonkadonk by Sigmamale001 March 9, 2022

Simon's Cheesecake Surprise

A delicious dessert made with the old crumbs from the tray beneath the toaster, packed into the bottom of a bowl and covered with a layer of Dairylea soft cheese, topped with a coating of your favourite jam.

If you make a cheesecake with Dairylea I will literally vomit through my eye balls.

The surprise is that it isn't really cheese cake, is it? It's just toast with Dairylea and jam.

YoGPoD 23: Simon's Cheesecake Surprise

Simon's Cheesecake Surprise by Dave! Yognau(gh)t November 4, 2012

Simon’s law 

Simons law was created by Simon Roberts (me)

And is that every combination of letters that isn’t a word is a number as there are a limited amount of words and an unlimited amount of numbers so numbers has to take every space of every available combinations. This means that “gshvsvsbeiaoqowibshwiaoxjsbsbixSjjwbwjdjnsbuxjebshixdnebebebebebsbsusjjsbsbdjxidosplwbbrbridoxnwbwjaosixjbebsjdjdhcbkeowoakdbbdjdisbsndbdbdbdbdbdbidjsnsbdbdbbdhdhdiw“ is a number just like one or one hundred or a billion but wayyyyyyyy past the highest number that we know of (googolplex) (10^1(100 zeros) this means that numbers over a googolplex that haven’t been invented are free to make so... GO HAM

Wow the person that made Simon’s law must have a very large penis

Simon’s law by DeepppppmannnnnnnnSimon January 12, 2021