Silveritis 

Silver, meaning the rank of the player. Itis meaing inflammation. Silveritis meaning lack of hearing, aim, ability to speak english, and overall common sense.

A: holy crap, this guy should just uninstall csgo!
B: chill out man. he might have silveritis.

Silveritis by isthisaproperpseudonym December 15, 2020

Nate Silveritis 

Constantly checking statistician Nate Silver's 538 blog on the state of the U.S. presidential race, to see which candidate appears to have the advantage at any given moment.

"You've got to stop checking that site every five minutes. You've got Nate Silveritis."

Nate Silveritis by NYC6671 October 29, 2012

skiveritis 

A person is said to be ill suffering from skiveritus when it is known that they are skiving.

From the verb to skive

Manager: Where's Jon today?
Employee: He's at home, he has skiveritis.

skiveritis by Mark Proctor August 30, 2004

silverfish 

A primitive insect with a silvery, iridescent body, found living in damp or rotting wood. Silverfish are often associated, like roaches, with squalor, tenement living, and general poverty.

"Oh my God," Mary exclaimed, "the bathroom is practically swarming with silverfish."

silverfish by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

silvermist 

the fairy that turned me gay

silvermist was my gay awakening

silvermist by St4rs0nion January 20, 2021

Shel Silverstien 

One of the greatest poets who ever lived.

b. 1932 - d. 1999 REST IN PEACE

Shel Silverstien by BrokenPoet August 30, 2005

silverified 

a gayass who can’t spell

“Hey do you know silverified?
“oh yeah, he’s not bee the…”

silverified by doublecheeseburge September 19, 2021