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satans silly string 

Ejaculation of semen that gets in contact with water, making it very sticky and hard to get rid of. Most of the time it occurs in the shower when one ejaculates and tries to wash it off with water, but instead makes it 10x worse and harder to wash off. This is known as one of satans dirtiest tricks.
dude dont try and rinse off your skeet in the shower it will just turn into satans silly string.

I was finishing myself off in the shower cause my brother was gonna take one and as i was walking out i ended up with satans silly string all over my body.

I heard neill jacks off in the shower.
man, he must deal with satans silly string alot.
satans silly string by Harry Kuant November 17, 2009

Canadian Silly String

The act of ejaculating seamen while bouncing up and down on a trampoline.
Danny thought it would be funny to jump up on the trampoline and shower the crowd with canadian silly string.

silly string 

thin line of shit when you thought you farted while laughing.
laughing so hard you fart extruding a thin line of shit like silly string.
silly string by Scuba Steve 2032 August 13, 2007

Silly-String

When a female sucks on the only pube you have
I told lizzie to give me a blow job. Instead she sucked on my silly-string
Silly-String by ManLike-Rebzz February 12, 2013

silly string 

A person who can not control the direction of their piss.
When a grown man is sitting in a car and instead of getting out to pee in a bush, gets a 20 oz coke bottle and decides to piss in it, the end result is piss in the air vents, on a skateboard, in a cupholder, and on cell phone all because of their silly string.
silly string by David J P July 13, 2006

Dingiling Silly String 

The ejaculate that is produced from the penis during an orgasm
I hope I bring in the new year with some random chick spraying my Dingiling Silly String all over the place at midnight.
Dingiling Silly String by bigdoose January 3, 2015
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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