SilkJacked

The act of masturbating while using silk, in particular using the fabric to choke yourself during the act.

That girl's face was so flush coming out of that coat room. Girl was silkjacked, for sure.

by EtienneLaCroix June 11, 2023

sidejacked

(adj) to be diverted from an important task by some asshole who keeps wasting your valuable time with other bullshit. A combination of being sidetracked and hijacked.

Sorry I couldn't be at your death bed sooner, Ma. I got sidejacked by this guy at the mall selling gym memberships. He was real convincing. Ma? Ma?

by The Northern Skeptic October 8, 2009

sidejacked

When someone is taking a photo of themselves, and you get in the picture right next to them at the last second.

I was taking a photo of myself to send to my boyfriend and Amy totally sidejacked me.

by madmikeone July 3, 2008