sidejacked

(adj) to be diverted from an important task by some asshole who keeps wasting your valuable time with other bullshit. A combination of being sidetracked and hijacked.

Sorry I couldn't be at your death bed sooner, Ma. I got sidejacked by this guy at the mall selling gym memberships. He was real convincing. Ma? Ma?

by The Northern Skeptic October 8, 2009

sidejacked

When someone is taking a photo of themselves, and you get in the picture right next to them at the last second.

I was taking a photo of myself to send to my boyfriend and Amy totally sidejacked me.

by madmikeone July 3, 2008

sidetracked

To get distracted for a while halfway while you're doing something.

"Have you finished that research yet?"

"SHIT! I got sidetracked! Been playing Club Penguin all this while."

by etterorua January 14, 2009

Sidekicked

When someone loses all the stuff you lent them.

Chump: Awww man, John just lost all the DVDs I lent him.
FriendOfChump: Damn, you got sidekicked!

by RiffZifnab October 12, 2009

sidekicked

the process of having one's digital data (e.g. contacts, images, music files) suddenly and irreversibly deleted from a local or remote ("cloud") storage device (e.g. mobile phone, computer, server) without having caused, or contributed to, such action

Girl, I would've called you back last week but I got sidekicked and lost your digits

by Jerome Crimes October 12, 2009

sidewalked

Drinking so much that you end up falling on your face on some unforgiving concrete.

Mike took nine shots of liquid cocaine and was sidewalked minutes later.

by Our House East April 17, 2007

SideTwacked

Its whenever anyone who is doing speed, go, tweek, or Meth gets sidetracked

"Bro i was so SideTwacked i forgot to hit the bowl"

by CROWSAYOTHLAVEY March 20, 2019