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sidejacked 

(adj) to be diverted from an important task by some asshole who keeps wasting your valuable time with other bullshit. A combination of being sidetracked and hijacked.
Sorry I couldn't be at your death bed sooner, Ma. I got sidejacked by this guy at the mall selling gym memberships. He was real convincing. Ma? Ma?
sidejacked by The Northern Skeptic October 8, 2009
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sidejacked 

When someone is taking a photo of themselves, and you get in the picture right next to them at the last second.
I was taking a photo of myself to send to my boyfriend and Amy totally sidejacked me.
sidejacked by madmikeone July 3, 2008

sidetracked 

To get distracted for a while halfway while you're doing something.
"Have you finished that research yet?"

"SHIT! I got sidetracked! Been playing Club Penguin all this while."
sidetracked by etterorua January 14, 2009

Sidekicked 

When someone loses all the stuff you lent them.
Chump: Awww man, John just lost all the DVDs I lent him.
FriendOfChump: Damn, you got sidekicked!
Sidekicked by RiffZifnab October 12, 2009

sidekicked 

the process of having one's digital data (e.g. contacts, images, music files) suddenly and irreversibly deleted from a local or remote ("cloud") storage device (e.g. mobile phone, computer, server) without having caused, or contributed to, such action
Girl, I would've called you back last week but I got sidekicked and lost your digits
sidekicked by Jerome Crimes October 12, 2009

sidewalked

Drinking so much that you end up falling on your face on some unforgiving concrete.
Mike took nine shots of liquid cocaine and was sidewalked minutes later.
sidewalked by Our House East April 17, 2007

SideTwacked 

Its whenever anyone who is doing speed, go, tweek, or Meth gets sidetracked
"Bro i was so SideTwacked i forgot to hit the bowl"
SideTwacked by CROWSAYOTHLAVEY March 20, 2019
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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