Sifilis

An infectious disease caused by a mischief, usually transmitted by random acts of stupidity, marked initially by irritation and progressing to groin pain. Outbreaks recur cyclically. If left untreated long enough, can lead to madness.

Origin: Loki television series, Season 1, Episode 4, "The Nexus Event"

Etymology: Old Norse

Loki contracted Sifilis following an ill-advised attempt to cut Sif's hair.

by gnomeworx July 4, 2021

Sifilis Sea

A breading ground for the Semen Salmon and other Semen ingesting sea creatures.

The Semen Salmons natural habitat is the Sifilis Sea

by stratfordsuxx August 24, 2010

sifilis girl

when u fuck another guy after you break up with ur boyfriend and he is a scurfy mother fucker!!!!!

broke up with my boyfriend johnny and i bang some hood rat and get something ooozing out of my cooter and how i became known as sifilis girl :(

by g04e1te March 11, 2009

snifilis

An extreme, potentially highly contageous, case of sniffling

My girlfirend kept me up all night the other night with her sniffling, I think she might have snifilis

by Juffy Jufferson June 24, 2012

Similistic

an adjective describing a person or action that works to the benefit of all parties involved. From the Latin "simul" meaning together. An alternative to egoistic or altruistic.

John's similistic attitude made him a perfect arbitrator for Bill and Marry's divorce.

by GR8_VIII June 16, 2018

Sif-ilis

An infectious disease caused by a mischief, usually transmitted by random acts of stupidity, marked initially by irritation and progressing to groin pain. Outbreaks recur cyclically. If left untreated long enough, can lead to madness.

Origin: Loki television series, Season 1, Episode 4, "The Nexus Event"
Etymology: Old Norse

Loki contracted Sif-ilis following an ill-advised attempt to cut Sif's hair.

by gnomeworx July 3, 2021

Similish

A vague likeness. Similar ish.

Dave: My cock is similar to yours Greg!
Greg: Nah it’s a bit smaller Dave, it’s similish!

by B. Kizzle October 20, 2022