sifilus

An extended form of the word sif (contracted form of "as if").

Person 1: This guy gave me 1000 dollars.
Person 2: Sifilus.

by Dirtie July 26, 2006

Sifidus

(Sih-Fe-Duhs) A word elite people use to express prayer, and only elite, pog, swag, and drippy people can use it. (Ray and Norman)

Did you see that Ray fanart? Yeah, sifidus 🛐

by NormanLovesRay April 2, 2021

Sifilis Sea

A breading ground for the Semen Salmon and other Semen ingesting sea creatures.

The Semen Salmons natural habitat is the Sifilis Sea

by stratfordsuxx August 24, 2010

sifilis girl

when u fuck another guy after you break up with ur boyfriend and he is a scurfy mother fucker!!!!!

broke up with my boyfriend johnny and i bang some hood rat and get something ooozing out of my cooter and how i became known as sifilis girl :(

by g04e1te March 11, 2009

Sifilis

An infectious disease caused by a mischief, usually transmitted by random acts of stupidity, marked initially by irritation and progressing to groin pain. Outbreaks recur cyclically. If left untreated long enough, can lead to madness.

Origin: Loki television series, Season 1, Episode 4, "The Nexus Event"

Etymology: Old Norse

Loki contracted Sifilis following an ill-advised attempt to cut Sif's hair.

by gnomeworx July 4, 2021