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Sidewards Taco 

Envision a taco full of horrific horse meat and mouldy salad. This terms pertains to the nastiest and most beat up of all vaginas out there, imagine a cross between Hitler's grandmothers corpse after it has been passed around a pack of hyenas and Tara Reid's snatch after a solid 4 hours of horse riding, minus the saddle. Safe to say the very entrance to hell is more welcoming a sight than a sidewards taco
David Cameron: Ohh bro I totally hooked up with Paris Hilton last night, but as I was going down to rainbow kiss her, I realised she had the worst sidewards taco ever and I had to bail!

Stalin: Bro that's weak man, why would you even think of going down on Paris?

Sidewards 

1) to turn both sideways and backwards
2) To turn sideways except cooler
"I just turned my head sidewards and it was rightside up"
Sidewards by zexsudel October 20, 2004

sidework 

Found in service industry jargon. The tasks waiters and waitresses must do in addition to basic server duties. Examples: Filling condiment containers, setting tables, rolling silverware, stocking stations.
Part of the sidework at my restaurant is folding napkins to look like swans.
sidework by Dite September 7, 2008

Sidewards 

An directional approach that can initiate a fight or brawl
That bitch came at me all sidewards
Sidewards by MTN MANZK December 11, 2022

sidewardsally 

known for there evil antics... common to the people ian

oh my god i just got ian'ed by sidewardsally

When challanged by a coppernob the sidewardsally is forced to step down and admit failure.
sidewardsally by lucas-028 May 8, 2008

Sidewards 

Unexpected change in direction of progression in life or any other activity.
Going off the rails.
Can be positive or negative.
Person A: "Did you hear about whats-her-face? She's working for McDonalds now instead of her Government job."
Person B: "Sounds like she's going sidewards."

"Her life is sidewards now that she's won lotto"
Sidewards by FounderEffect September 9, 2012