Sidewards 

1) to turn both sideways and backwards
2) To turn sideways except cooler

"I just turned my head sidewards and it was rightside up"

Sidewards by zexsudel October 20, 2004

Sidewards 

An directional approach that can initiate a fight or brawl

That bitch came at me all sidewards

Sidewards by MTN MANZK December 11, 2022

Sidewards 

Unexpected change in direction of progression in life or any other activity.
Going off the rails.
Can be positive or negative.

Person A: "Did you hear about whats-her-face? She's working for McDonalds now instead of her Government job."
Person B: "Sounds like she's going sidewards."

"Her life is sidewards now that she's won lotto"

Sidewards by FounderEffect September 9, 2012

Sidewards 

A word that explains stupidity.

Look I'm sidewards!

Sidewards by saaaaarah January 4, 2018

Sidewards 

When something is sideways and backwards at the same time. Normally used as a substitution for sidways/backwards in dirty jokes.

Friend 1: Look at my penis!
Friend 2: It looks a little backwards, why is the tip not at the end.
Friend 1: Don't mind that, my penis is sidewards

Sidewards by Minivandj May 23, 2022

Sidewards Taco 

Envision a taco full of horrific horse meat and mouldy salad. This terms pertains to the nastiest and most beat up of all vaginas out there, imagine a cross between Hitler's grandmothers corpse after it has been passed around a pack of hyenas and Tara Reid's snatch after a solid 4 hours of horse riding, minus the saddle. Safe to say the very entrance to hell is more welcoming a sight than a sidewards taco

David Cameron: Ohh bro I totally hooked up with Paris Hilton last night, but as I was going down to rainbow kiss her, I realised she had the worst sidewards taco ever and I had to bail!

Stalin: Bro that's weak man, why would you even think of going down on Paris?

Sidewards Taco by IceMan 22 GO DEEP June 19, 2013

sidewards avocado cap

same as cap, it means lie or

my mom: im younger than you
me: thats sidewards avocado cap

sidewards avocado cap by misssophcupcake June 24, 2022