The act of masturbating until climax and then allowing the fluid to dry on its own because tissues get stuck on your penis.
Person 1: When you ejaculate, do you wipe it off?
Person 2: Of course dude.
Person 1: Have you ever tried SideArmsing?
Person 2: Of course dude.
Person 1: Have you ever tried SideArmsing?
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New York's one-minute street show
Comedic man-on-the-street interviews that highlight New York City's unique characters and street culture. Randomly-themed one-minute episodes are posted onto Instagram (@sidetalknyc)
Comedic man-on-the-street interviews that highlight New York City's unique characters and street culture. Randomly-themed one-minute episodes are posted onto Instagram (@sidetalknyc)
by EssexDelancey October 17, 2020
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Get the San Diego Sidecar mug.I don't kick sideways; I kick forward is a meaningless answer Nikki Haley used continuously when asked to differentiate herself from her former boss Donald Trump during her presidential announcement press junkets.
This statement has no meaning and is a complete evasion of questions that were directly asked. The next time my wife asks me which one of her friends in the most attractive I’m going to say:
“I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward”.
It almost sounds like you are glibly answering the question.
Almost.
This statement has no meaning and is a complete evasion of questions that were directly asked. The next time my wife asks me which one of her friends in the most attractive I’m going to say:
“I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward”.
It almost sounds like you are glibly answering the question.
Almost.
This is how you use “ I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.” as a conversational tactic:
Wife: Which one of my friends do you find the most attractive.
Husband: I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward.
Wife: Which one of my friends do you find the most attractive.
Husband: I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 16, 2023
Get the I don't kick sideways; I kick forward. mug.A rather rude retort; the insinuation being that the intended audience of this request shove an object of questionable safety & hygiene sideways up their bum.
Teacher to pupil: "Chloe, i hear you flapping your busy little gums back there. Since you're currently receiving a "D" in this class, i'd think you - OF ALL PEOPLE!- would pay attention".
Chloe to teacher: "Shove it sideways, ya old bag!"
Teacher: "Whaaaaa!!?!"
Chloe to teacher: "Shove it sideways, ya old bag!"
Teacher: "Whaaaaa!!?!"
by wavyg July 17, 2014
Get the shove it sideways mug.Envision a taco full of horrific horse meat and mouldy salad. This terms pertains to the nastiest and most beat up of all vaginas out there, imagine a cross between Hitler's grandmothers corpse after it has been passed around a pack of hyenas and Tara Reid's snatch after a solid 4 hours of horse riding, minus the saddle. Safe to say the very entrance to hell is more welcoming a sight than a sidewards taco
David Cameron: Ohh bro I totally hooked up with Paris Hilton last night, but as I was going down to rainbow kiss her, I realised she had the worst sidewards taco ever and I had to bail!
Stalin: Bro that's weak man, why would you even think of going down on Paris?
Stalin: Bro that's weak man, why would you even think of going down on Paris?
by IceMan 22 GO DEEP June 19, 2013
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