Sideliner 

AKA: "Sideline bitches", are the large number of people who sit around in the confinement of their own little worlds, picking apart the actions and efforts of others. These sub standard human beings often do not even realize that they are indeed a bunch of do nothing, whining, over opinionated, pussies, with no personal accountability or personal experiences. They tend to form their opinions based on other's words, most often provided by the media or other sideliners, allowing them to feel like they're part of the action. They will talk until the day they die, but will never be the person who actually takes part in events that are worthy of discussion or praise.

1)Dude #1: Man, this douche bag keeps trying to holler at my girl while I'm "away on business". Telling her, "if I cared I wouldn't be leaving."
Brotha'#2: What a motha'fuckin hater.
Dude #1: Ya, he is quite the sideline bitch. I think I might have to kill him. Want to help me remove his teeth and burn the body?
Brotha' #2: Fo'sho.

2) The self proclaimed "left wing", liberal elements of the United States political scene are nothing more than a bunch of sideliners. Someone should explain to them that waving signs and chanting won't stop extremist organizations from expanding and beheading them.

3) It is not a good a idea for a sideliner to approach a United States Army Ranger with his or her bullshit. It will most likely result in them getting skull fucked.

Sideliner by 275WatchMan7tre April 23, 2009

Sideliner

Someone who lives vicariously through others while being oblivious to their own failures as a human being. The kind of person to talk shit at you from behind their armed bodyguards and still have the audacity to call you a pussy. A common example is how people will call another person jealous because the person criticized a rich person for their greed. They live their lives on the sidelines because they cheer for someone and taunt others on their behalf, while receiving none of the success that that person has and ignoring the character flaws that likely contributed to their success.

Ex: Being a brokie and defending Elon musk and other billionaires that contribute to wealth inequality worldwide

Ex 2: "that guy is such a sideliner. He typed in the chat "lmao ez" even though he's at the bottom of the scoreboard and did nothing to contribute to his team winning."

Saltbae is a sideliner. He trespassed onto the field at the world cup, snatched the trophy from Argentina, and started taking pictures with it as if he was the part of the team

Sideliner by Suckmytoes_77 January 22, 2026

the sideliner

Wanking it on the sidelines of a football field in front of the cheer leaders!

Doug was jerkin' it in front of the cheer leaders, he was doing the sideliner

the sideliner by stevebloodcuh January 7, 2017

Bro-Sidelined 

When a bro has no interest in a female due to his bro's past or present feelings for her.

Bro: Yo, you into that girl?
Bro #2: Nah dude, she's been bro-sidelined cause of Bro #3.
Bro: Shit man, I didn't know, I'll ease off then.
Bro #3: Thanks bros.

Bro-Sidelined by TheWiggityWackOne April 24, 2013

sideline friend

A friend that is well liked by friends but doesn't get asked to hangout or get invited to things and is left on the "sidelines"

She says she likes me but never wants to hangout with me, I feel like a sideline friend.

sideline friend by bigred00 April 3, 2016

Sidewinder Joseph

One of the greatest pitchers of the early 1900s. Born in Brownsville, Arkansas this hefty thick thighed left hander amassed over 342 wins in his career while striking out 2,231. Known for his infamous “sidewinding” technique, Mr. Joseph also saw success off the field as well taking home an astounding 14,532 women during his playing days. Learning to pitch from his father who was a horrible alcoholic and goat farmer, Joseph was able to use the beatings given by his father to strengthen his core thus giving him a competitive advantage. Dying of untreated Gonorrhea in 1932 Joseph’s legacy still lives on today throughout the deep southern lands of this great country.

Waylan: Who’s your favorite ball player Bucky?

Bucky: Sidewinder Joseph. He loves women more than ball playin’ but that’s alright.

Sidewinder Joseph by Leland Bruce February 5, 2023

Sideline Ho

Being a mistress, or just a girlfriend on the side.

"My God, after sexing Mandy, Jake went home to his wife; Guess she's his new sideline ho."

Sideline Ho by Aidenne December 13, 2008