Side Strap

An ordinary strap held sideways is a side strap, lots of gangstas use this technique, it's the most G thing you can possibly do.
While you side strap with one hand, best form requires your other hand to be down near your draws, even clutching your groin if you're feeling particularly gangsta.
The act of performing a side strap is called side strapping.

G #1: When I aim my gat, I side strap it, that's the G thing to do.
G #2: Hell yeah, I'm always side strapping my gat.

by jcfoolsdefiningshit June 22, 2021

Side Scraper

A short but very fat dick.

Betty: Well, girrrl, he may not have touched bottom, but he beat the hell outta the sides.

Lois: Oh yeah, I've had side scrapers like that.

by AmusesHerself April 13, 2009

Side Scrapes

When you have crusty pieces of period blood left in your fanny after that time of the month, and you scoop if out with a spoon.

My side Scrapes were nasty last night

by Toby58 July 5, 2022

Sidescraper

To excrete at such an angle that it scrapes the side of the toilet bowl, thus leaving glorious, unflushable wall hangers/clingers/skid marks. Also, cleverly, the sidescraper is not submerged and so the smell can linger in the air for much longer.

"Tony's been an idiot lately don't you think?"
"I know, I had to resort to leaving a Sidescraper on his mum's throne"
"Nice!"

by Ellds February 6, 2008

sidetrapped

When you start a task and then see something else that needs done and you are triggered to go on and do THAT OTHER task ; while still intending to complete the first task you started...but you can't now because you ran out of time.

I got totally SIDETRAPPED into doing that sewing project ! I sat down and started painting those mason jars, looked up and decided I needed to sew those curtains up as well....so I never finished the jars :-(

by PearTreeMom April 22, 2021