2 definitions by Ellds

Sidescraper

To excrete at such an angle that it scrapes the side of the toilet bowl, thus leaving glorious, unflushable wall hangers/clingers/skid marks. Also, cleverly, the sidescraper is not submerged and so the smell can linger in the air for much longer.

"Tony's been an idiot lately don't you think?"
"I know, I had to resort to leaving a Sidescraper on his mum's throne"
"Nice!"

by Ellds February 6, 2008

!

THE START OF URBAN DICTIONARY! You finally made it. Well done you for finding it!

"!" also has an alternative use of making a point in grammar seem really important.

"In the beginning the lord created "!".
Then he added more definitions."

"Graham uses lure!"

by Ellds August 18, 2008