Definitions by AmusesHerself
Side Scraper
Betty: Well, girrrl, he may not have touched bottom, but he beat the hell outta the sides.
Lois: Oh yeah, I've had side scrapers like that.
Lois: Oh yeah, I've had side scrapers like that.
Side Scraper by AmusesHerself April 13, 2009
Vermont Maple Tapper
When you pour maple syrup into her pussy and then get it on. May be followed by eating the Lumberjack goodness.
Ted: Dang, Precious drank a huge chug!
Carol: Well, come on, tap her and watch the sap flow...
Ted: Oh Carol, darling, I love when you want a Vermont Maple Tapper.
Carol: Well, come on, tap her and watch the sap flow...
Ted: Oh Carol, darling, I love when you want a Vermont Maple Tapper.
Vermont Maple Tapper by AmusesHerself April 13, 2009
Precious
A more socially acceptable pet name for a woman's punani/cooter/snatch, usually as though referring to a voraciously hungry or angry beast
-- Don't worry, Precious, Daddy's going to feed you right now. Aren't you, Daddy?
-- Oh giiiirl! I ain't NEVER getting a Brazilian again! Precious is STILL screaming!!! (but she IS smooth!)
-- Oh giiiirl! I ain't NEVER getting a Brazilian again! Precious is STILL screaming!!! (but she IS smooth!)
Precious by AmusesHerself March 27, 2009