Hym "Ugh... What IS it? What even IS it?"
Iam "I don't know... Google it."
Hym "Gah! My face is warm and my stomach is
hot and it won't stop growling. Why did you buy this!?"
Iam "Stop drinking it then! I don't know! I've heard of it but I've
never tried it and the bottle made it look
good."
Hym "The bottle made it look- Are you
retarded!? The bottle looks like a recycled rat poison bottle!
Nothing about this screams 'delicious beverage!' "
Iam "Stop drinking it if you don't like it!"
Hym "We don't have anything else that is carbonated."
Iam "Not everything needs to be carbonated!"
Hym "Haa... Everything is
hot. My body temperature has raised by, like, 10⁰. It's like all of the side effects of being drunk without any of the intoxication..."
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 "You're not even listening anymore... 😑 Alright. Do what ever you want. I'
m leaving."
Hym "Blegh! It's like Pepsi and NyQuil teamed up to make Seaweed & NyQuil flavored soda... It's like the soda equivalent to salt and vinegar flavored
chips... Ugh! Where are you going? Get more Kombucha!"