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A broke, deadbeat father of 3 with no vision or ambition to accomplish anything other than ride on the coattails of the success of the few people willing to put up with their pathetic ass. See also: Cowardly fool
"Ryan: Hey look sickone is playing drum and bass at lizard lounge.

Tim: I'd rather masturbate with broken glass and lemon juice than pay to see that worthless bag of skin."

"Brad: I heard about this guy who doesn't have enough foresight to take care of his family financially and has nothing better to do with his time than to date women 10 years younger than him who are easily impressionable because he has no real game. He says he's a DJ but has no claim to fame.

Grant: Reminds me of sickone. You heard of him? He was at Plush a while back"
Sickone by Pondering Audiophile December 10, 2013
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The act of having a sexual encounter with someone without their knowledge or prior consent.
Dude did you just pull a sickone on my mum?

I dare you to pull a sickone on Aaron

Get away from me you prowler, else a sickone shall be pulled.
Sickone by Caramel-bear August 27, 2008

dragon sickness 

The growing greed and desire for gold and treasure.
"Dude - what's with all the gold chains and bling - you got the dragon sickness bad man"
dragon sickness by grinding_metal December 21, 2014

town sickness 

A psychological condition where somebody misses a certain town or city
Curtis: what's up with Paul he's been obsessing for months about Louisville ever since you guys left
Grant: I don't know Curtis

Aron: he possibly has town sickness
Grant: what's town sickness?
Aron: it's a mental condition where someone misses a certain town or city
Curtis: makes sense
town sickness by Yoo Hoo November 30, 2013

Emo sickness 

The emo sickness is when someone is not ok. During the period of time when someone has the sickness, they go through hard decisions that could decide their fate of how contagious it is. So people can get it from others which could lead to a large spread of the emo. The original spread of the emo sickness starts in the medieval ages, but it was gotten rid of. Now recently a new source formed -- a middle school teacher called Victoria. All ages suffer from this deathly disease, but ages 1-19 and ages 40-100 suffer from it the most. There is yet to be a cure found.
"Are you ok?"
"No I have the emo sickness"
"Ohh that explains it"
Emo sickness by tea._ April 7, 2022
Shawn and Sergio were ona sick one all weekend trying to finish the job.
Sick One by Gimmethecash November 5, 2011

Sickness for the thickness 

Drawn to women with some meat on their bones.
When he saw the waitress, curvy body and big tits. He smiled and said I have sickness for the thickness.