shwater

the water that comes from the taps in oshawa, ontario, canada

Don't drink the shwater- caution inc.

by warrfull June 17, 2006

shwater

water that someone has took a dump in, either as a prank, sexual act, or to be ingested as a hallucinogenic. Once ingested users often see unicorns with aviators and Kanye West, users also will experience euphoric feelings and will start mumbling about technicolor penguins trying to sell them screwdrivers, chainsaws, or other power tools.

Gorge "Dude can I have some water"

Bill "Shure just make shure that u water fall it"

Gorge "Thank yo- hey whats that!"

Bill "Dude did you just make shwater!!!!"

by ☢Burning Turtles☢ April 20, 2010

Shwater

Can be out in past tense as shwatered. Refers to a person who is taking a shit and the fecal matter that is in exocytosis of the rectum is 90% H20 (water) 10% unknown material (shit).

How you feeling buddy?

Oh man im feeling great!

Why?

I just shwatered!

by Titanium Balls December 31, 2013

shwater fairy

A fairy that lives primarily in toilets and sewers.

Dude, there is a huge shwater fairy sitting on your toilet bowl.

by Haje June 11, 2010

Shatera

A Beautiful woman with a kind heart, but has a bit of an attitude. She is the definition of sexy, sassy, and classy, dressing in the latest fashion is a must. She's the sweetest person on earth until you cross her. She's the baddest thing in the room. She's a strong woman, who fears nothing and nobody. Can get anything she wants. No other can top her, she's the real deal. This woman is going places. She always finds a way to bring you up when your down.

damn boy look at that girl , she a shatera

by Top Definition December 21, 2016

Spwater

A combination of Sprite and water created when a waiter (not knowing that you are drinking soda) tops off your glass with water.

I was lost in a conversation with my date and didn't notice that the waiter had come around and turned my delicious Sprite into Spwater.

by arreagan August 23, 2011

Shwastered

it's a combination of the words: Sloshed, Hammered, Wasted, Ripped, Euphoric, Destroyed. Basically it decribes being drunk in the utmost emphasis, and also can be utilized when stating you want to get drunk. I.E. let's get crunk.

when i got back home i was totally shwastered, and couldn't bang this chick

by Swiftverbicide December 14, 2009