shwater

the water that comes from the taps in oshawa, ontario, canada

Don't drink the shwater- caution inc.

by warrfull June 12, 2006

shwater

water that someone has took a dump in, either as a prank, sexual act, or to be ingested as a hallucinogenic. Once ingested users often see unicorns with aviators and Kanye West, users also will experience euphoric feelings and will start mumbling about technicolor penguins trying to sell them screwdrivers, chainsaws, or other power tools.

Gorge "Dude can I have some water"

Bill "Shure just make shure that u water fall it"

Gorge "Thank yo- hey whats that!"

Bill "Dude did you just make shwater!!!!"

by ☢Burning Turtles☢ April 21, 2010

shwater fairy

A fairy that lives primarily in toilets and sewers.

Dude, there is a huge shwater fairy sitting on your toilet bowl.

by Haje June 09, 2010

Shwater

Can be out in past tense as shwatered. Refers to a person who is taking a shit and the fecal matter that is in exocytosis of the rectum is 90% H20 (water) 10% unknown material (shit).

How you feeling buddy?

Oh man im feeling great!

Why?

I just shwatered!

by Titanium Balls January 01, 2014