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the water that comes from the taps in oshawa, ontario, canada
Don't drink the shwater- caution inc.
shwater by warrfull June 17, 2006
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shwater fairy 

A fairy that lives primarily in toilets and sewers.
Dude, there is a huge shwater fairy sitting on your toilet bowl.
shwater fairy by Haje June 11, 2010
Slang for later. Direct translation from german.
Spater guys. Zu Spater.
spater by Smiaras May 6, 2004
A Swater is a Baka Degrader Dog that has a lot of egirls that boost his ego.
They are mostly encountered with a narcissistic personality and the inability to be a fun person.
Oh my god, have you seen Josh?”
“I have. He is such a Swater.”
Swater by bakavampire April 11, 2023

sqwatermelon 

1. The act of smashing the female genitals until said genitals excrete moist discharge. Usually involving male penis but has been know to use some of the following: bat, banana, hair dryer, etcetera.. phallic objects.

2. Commonly mistaken for the only word that rimes with, "watermelon."
Hey Alex and Sam, I was just saying how this freak went all sqwatermelon on me after I used this banana on her.
sqwatermelon by SlippyJ November 17, 2011
water that someone has took a dump in, either as a prank, sexual act, or to be ingested as a hallucinogenic. Once ingested users often see unicorns with aviators and Kanye West, users also will experience euphoric feelings and will start mumbling about technicolor penguins trying to sell them screwdrivers, chainsaws, or other power tools.
Gorge "Dude can I have some water"

Bill "Shure just make shure that u water fall it"

Gorge "Thank yo- hey whats that!"

Bill "Dude did you just make shwater!!!!"