Shwacking

The act of showering, then masturbating.

After a Delicious Italian Dinner, I think I'm going to have myself a steamy session of Shwacking at home.

by Chassssjuam August 9, 2015

Shwacked

To kill; to eliminate; or destory, an opponent or enemy.

The soldier shwacked the hadji

by Blank31 September 27, 2009

Shwack

To kill a person

We have to shwack them before they shwack us

by Porkchop Actual October 10, 2014

Shwacked

The pure essence of getting your tiny asshole pounded in a game or type of competition.

He just got shwacked!
I shwacked his girl last night!

by 735382 February 22, 2019

shwacked

To be drunk way past the point of good sense and decision making, usually leads to blacking out on ping pong tables or throwing up all over the place and forgetting to clean it up. It's the level of drunkeness where the fun has ceased and you begin to seriously regret your actions, while at the same time smiling, laughing and saying 'YOLO' with your friends, even though you know you really fucked up this time.

Dude 1: "Yo sup dude we gonna get shwacked tonight i got that absinthe"
Dude 2: "Man i cant wait hope i black out we gonna be belligerent"
Doctor: "You are both fucking retarded"

by DrinkDontDrive December 12, 2013

shwack

to take a 3 to 10 second chug of hard liquor straight from the bottle in order to get significantly drunk extremely quickly.

less than three seconds is NOT a shwack.

dude, i remember taking a ten second shwack... and nothing else.

by buttholio_portfolio September 18, 2010

shwacked

being completely fucked up on speed and weed..... totally indeed.

holy fuck.#!@)&*$% IIIMMMM FFFUUUUUUCCKKKEEENNNNNN sHwaCKED!??!.!?

by space cadet March 10, 2005