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schnitzer fritzed 

"I ate two hits of acid and have been drinking all night, I'm pretty schnitzer fritzed. "
schnitzer fritzed by Cassaniti April 20, 2018

AC-Schnitzer 

A reputable tuner of BMW motorcars
AC-Schnitzer will transform your plebian 5 series wagon into a fly sleeper for a mere $10Gs
AC-Schnitzer by slick rick April 15, 2005

Snitzernoodle 

A german form of erotic activities where a girl licks the edge of a penis (or a noodle) and sneezes while the male hits climax.
"Dude! Last night was horrible. My girl snitzernoodled all over me."
Snitzernoodle by sydaniels February 26, 2021

German shnitzel burger 

the german shnitzel burger occurs when your fucking a girl then right before you're about to cum you take a dump on her chest, roll it up into a patty and you shove it as far up her cooch as possible before topping with jizz and sauerkraut.
last night i gave a girl a German shnitzel burger right after i pooed on her chest

shnitzelpix

Substitute for the word "shit" like dammit or fudgicles
I made it up its the new slang word
holy shnitzelpix!!!

oh my shnitzelpix

fo shnitzel my nizztle 

What snoop dawgg would say if he was german
Fo shniztle my nizzle peoplezz
fo shnitzel my nizztle by smartazz January 10, 2005