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shutthefuckupcakes 

Invisible cupcakes you would verbally serve to a person who will NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP.
"Hey motor-mouth, I just baked some SHUTTHEFUCKUPCAKES! Have one!!

shutdafuckup 

Bitch, shutdafuckup and suck my cock.
shutdafuckup by bah June 19, 2003

SHUTTHEFUCKUP

calvin = shutthefuckup. kthnkx
SHUTTHEFUCKUP by creepyclit March 20, 2005

shutthefuckuppiccus 

1.When you walk around like an elephant with an arm hanging( to signify a trunk) in front of someone who needs to shut the fuck up.. typically done in front of crowds to embarress the asshat who won't shut it...

2. Snuffies bastard son
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Goddamn ...Tyler talks so much shit.. time to do the shutthefuckuppiccus..maybe then he'll shut his trap.

shitthefuckupon

Every time I try to impress my boss with an accomplishment at work I get shitthefuckupon.
shitthefuckupon by fishoutofwater October 11, 2009

shutthefuckupogus

a guy who does not have enough respect to leave a person alone and will not stop being so immature
The Shutthefuckupogus will not leave her alone.
Trying to get rid of a Shutthefuckupogus is harder then killing a damn cockroach.
OH MY GOD, ITS A SHUTTHEFUCKUPOGUS, turn your flash off when you take the picture, you might scare it away.
shutthefuckupogus by Jtother777 March 24, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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