Shut the f........ront door 

When you want to tell a person to shut up, you can be nice and say "hey dude, shut the fphhhhhr..ront door". The person will expect that you will say shut the fuck up.

Payten: bla bla bla bla
Reggie: hey, shut the f........ront door, its getting cold in here.

Shut the f........ront door by nudesheep July 11, 2010

shut the front door 

NOT used for S.T.F.U. replacement but for a more light hearted "Get the F* outta here" "I can't believe it" banter used mainly by "valley" type girls.

Vicky:Ohh, I just got this Gucci sweater for only $75.
Cindy: Shut the front door!! that's awsome!

shut the front door by Yari0 February 15, 2010

shut the front door before i slam you out the back 

“a very funny and cool way to tell someone to watch their back” - by sophie

shut the front door before i slam you out the back

shut the front door before i slam you out the back by Lavendar Gooms October 14, 2023

Shut the front door 

More publicly acceptable and FCC-friendly version of S.T.F.U., originally coined by Buckethead on WJRR Radio.

"You slept with your girlfriend's sister and her mom? Shut the front door!"

Shut the front door by GrendelPrime May 8, 2006

Shut The Front Door Up 

“Shut the Front Door Up” was a term Charli D’Amelio used in Alex Warrens tiktok featuring her, her friends, and her other sped actions. It is meant to be a replacement for the phrases such as: “Shut the Fuck Up” “Shut Up” or “Shut Yo Bitch Ass Up” all meaning for someone to be quiet.

have you noticed but Shut The Front Door Up

Shut The Front Door Up by Charli DAmelio February 10, 2020

Shut the front door 

A phrase used not as a substitute for 'Shut the fuck up', but rather when the front door requires shutting.

Person 1: Can you shut the front door please?
Person 2: Yeah, sure. *shuts the front door*

Shut the front door by mikee246 August 17, 2011

Shut the front door 

Shut the f* up
Are you serious?
When someone states the obvious.

Susie: "They told me that the moon will not shine forever."
Sam: "Shut the front door!"

Shut the front door by Karann September 5, 2005