Shurkel 

When you take a crap so big, you have to look back at the toilet and ask "Did I do that???!!"

I did a shurkel last night after eating at the china buffet!

Shurkel by dereksami March 23, 2011

shukelear war 

when a mass of people sit and puke at the same time.

Last night we almost had a shukelear war. Those tacos and beers were not right.

shukelear war by Dexter DaKlown May 15, 2010

Snurkel

It means a homoerotic and feminine man.
especially a nerdy one.

Joe sure is a snurkel!
Randall really Looked like a snurkel the
last time I saw him.

Snurkel by bob cliffford May 30, 2007

Shurkey 

A shurkey is a animal in the animal kingdom. Shurkeys are cousins of the a sought after, turkey. Shurkeys on average are anywhere from 100-400lbs heavier then your usual turkeys. Shurkeys are much easier too kill becuase you can scare it and it can’t run or do shit about it. It is best to bring a truck with atleast a hemi in it though if you want to move it back home.

hey Squirty, you see this mf shurkey i got. It ought to be a new world record!

Shurkey by Shawn diesease December 8, 2021

Shurnelle 

A friendly an outgoing person who loves to help everyone sometimes she might be a freak in bed at times but other than that she is very honest , loves long relationships and she is a great girl to hang around .

Shurnelle is so cool

Shurnelle by Ashton_1345233 June 19, 2011

shorkel 

A Member of the Illuminati

I AM A shorkel .EVAN, ROBERT, COLLYN, THIS IS JEAN, HOW ARE YOU.

shorkel by Xx_Jean_xX April 28, 2015

Snurkel

Taking a small sip of someone else's drink with permission. Often used when wanting to sample a flavor you've never tried.

"Hey, can I have a snurkel of your Rain Berry Gatorade?"

Snurkel by darth__frodo October 10, 2017