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Shumucked 

What a wannabe toronto man calls a girl after he gets rejected.
Ty: Do you wanna date?
Jordyn: No
Ty: your shumucked
Shumucked by Urmomlikesme67 April 23, 2021
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Shfucked 

When you are so drunk you don't remember anything from the other night
"I was so SHFUCKED the other night i don't remember anything i did at all
Shfucked by Erik Mayn February 2, 2009
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Shumbucket 

/shum-bukket/ verb

to kick/exclude someone out of a group, i.e. a group chat, friend circle.

2. Shumbucketer
/shum-bukket-er/ noun
a person who has the power to kick someone out of a group, i.e. a group chat, friend circle.
"Fuckin Jasper, always spamming shit into group chats"
"Shumbucket him."
Shumbucket by notkenneth December 4, 2018

shmacked 

to be extremely drunk or high, but at the same time, enjoyable.

Also used as a verb to "shmack", or as an adverb as in "shmacking."
"this video shows others in their words, getting "shmacked""

"i'm obviously shmacked as hell right now"
"walt thank you very much, more on shmacking, later"
"to commerate being shmacked the creators of the video are now selling T-shirts."
shmacked by General Chow Mein May 12, 2012

shmacked 

To become intoxicated to the point of not even being able to stand up, know what's going on, or correctly pronounce any word.
Dude, I was so shmacked from playing loko pong that I fucked a cow.
shmacked by Pfffffttttt October 21, 2010

shmacked 

Dumb way of saying smacked. Just means that youre really really high off some good marijuana.
I was so shmacked last night.
shmacked by thebx41 September 20, 2012
A shumuck is a person who is an idiot but idiot is over used so there is a better word which is Shumuck
1-is American football the same as Football

2-No u Shumuck
Shumuck by Ms Mahakata is Childish December 21, 2019
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