I woke up this morning in pain after a bad dream about Shrek, unable to walk, and unable to move at all like a nugget man. In this dream he entered me without consent. I had a shower later that day to find that my asshole was bleeding and 21 inches wider than last time I remember it being. I was Shraped.

Shraped by PedoBear3000 February 12, 2019

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dog shrapnel

When you have an aggressive chewing dog, and he destroys toys and projectiles and leaves the pieces around the house, car, shed, yard, etc....

I can drive to lunch, if you don't mind the dog hair, and dog shrapnel in the back seat.

dog shrapnel by Davester75 August 18, 2013

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Scrupio

The word Scrupio was introduced to the Sicilians of Piazza Amerina in October of 2018 by a man known as Christopher Sant. The word Scrupio has several meanings. There really is no wrong way to use it.

Just tested positive for COVID-19, SCRUPIO!
I forgot to pay my credit card bill, Scrupio!
Just found out I have another kid, Scrupio!

Scrupio by Legend of Scrupio March 19, 2020

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