I woke up this morning in pain after a bad dream about Shrek, unable to walk, and unable to move at all like a nugget man. In this dream he entered me without consent. I had a shower later that day to find that my asshole was bleeding and 21 inches wider than last time I remember it being. I was Shraped.

Shraped by PedoBear3000 February 12, 2019

dog shrapnel

When you have an aggressive chewing dog, and he destroys toys and projectiles and leaves the pieces around the house, car, shed, yard, etc....

I can drive to lunch, if you don't mind the dog hair, and dog shrapnel in the back seat.

dog shrapnel by Davester75 August 18, 2013

Scrupio

The word Scrupio was introduced to the Sicilians of Piazza Amerina in October of 2018 by a man known as Christopher Sant. The word Scrupio has several meanings. There really is no wrong way to use it.

Just tested positive for COVID-19, SCRUPIO!
I forgot to pay my credit card bill, Scrupio!
Just found out I have another kid, Scrupio!

Scrupio by Legend of Scrupio March 19, 2020

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026