Shrupe 

To correct ones self's foreskin when uncircumcised

' I had to Shrupe myself in order to urinate so I didn't piss over the floor'

Shrupe by Crabmalist October 15, 2019

Shraped 

When you get anally raped by Shrek and his 24 inch cock.

I woke up this morning in pain after a bad dream about Shrek, unable to walk, and unable to move at all like a nugget man. In this dream he entered me without consent. I had a shower later that day to find that my asshole was bleeding and 21 inches wider than last time I remember it being. I was Shraped.

Shraped by PedoBear3000 February 12, 2019

shrumped

Flaccid from overuse. Shriveled and semi-erect penis, typically due to too much sex.

We fucked like six times last night, until my dick was shrumped. Then I kicked the bitch out.

shrumped by richard vendor October 22, 2012

Dwight Shrute 

three words to describe Dwight Shrute:
hard-working,

alpha-male,

jackhammer,

merciless,

insatiable.

He is just like Dwight Shrute. In three words: hard-working, alpha-male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.

Dwight Shrute by Bartholomew123456 May 21, 2013

shrape 

The portmanteau of "shit" and "rape" which describes the act of taking a crap so thick and hard that your asshole hurts as though you've been angrily raped by your own shit.

Argh, oh my god! It hurts! I'm getting shraped. I think my asshole is bleeding! My shit's so hard. I gotta lay off the iron pills and eat more fiber.

shrape by themiffinman October 23, 2014

syruped 

When you go to a diner and get syrup on your arm or clothing from a table that has not been properly cleaned.

I got syruped at that divey breakfast joint.

syruped by Sr__Pedro December 26, 2016

Shrape 

What happens when you step into a swamp and get raped by an ogre. Not just any ogre but by Shrek

This Ogre Can Shrape

Shrape by Investigate311_Not911 October 9, 2018