The mix between a schlong and a boner. A Shroner is a penis that is about 55% erect and it can be anywhere from 6” to 10” in length.
I have the biggest Shroner!
by CoolGuy8 February 05, 2019
A rock-hard boner for shredding.
Being extremely stoked to shred.
Really, really wanting to snowboard or ski.
Being extremely stoked to shred.
Really, really wanting to snowboard or ski.
Dude, waxing my shred stick is kinda giving me a shroner.
I can't hide my shroner with all this snowfall.
I think I'm getting blueballs from these months of having a shroner but no pow.
I might pass out from my brain losing all it's blood to my raging shroner after that storm dumped last night.
I can't hide my shroner with all this snowfall.
I think I'm getting blueballs from these months of having a shroner but no pow.
I might pass out from my brain losing all it's blood to my raging shroner after that storm dumped last night.
by ONeaZy February 03, 2012