applestrudelman's definitions

Shmoner

A boner that one contracts whilst reciting the Jewish prayer, the “shmonah esrei”

“I had a shmoner during shacharis this morning”

“Read the magic touch, bro. It’ll change your life.”

by applestrudelman May 12, 2019

drink lemonade

to ingest THC infused lemonade
(coined at Brandeis University)

"hey bro, are you down to drink lemonade tonite?"
"nah dude, I have a giant paper due tomorrow."

by applestrudelman April 9, 2019

The Phase

a period of time in which 75-85% of a high school student's conversations are built around drugs

"All James talks about is how much weed he smokes"
"Yeah, he's in the phase"

by applestrudelman September 24, 2019