applestrudelman's definitions

drink lemonade

to ingest THC infused lemonade
(coined at Brandeis University)

"hey bro, are you down to drink lemonade tonite?"
"nah dude, I have a giant paper due tomorrow."

by applestrudelman April 9, 2019

Shmoner

A boner that one contracts whilst reciting the Jewish prayer, the “shmonah esrei”

“I had a shmoner during shacharis this morning”

“Read the magic touch, bro. It’ll change your life.”

by applestrudelman May 12, 2019

The Phase

a period of time in which 75-85% of a high school student's conversations are built around drugs

"All James talks about is how much weed he smokes"
"Yeah, he's in the phase"

by applestrudelman September 24, 2019