Shrip'm

Verb: The action of opening a pack of trading cards

Holy hexagon! Did you see that wild shrip'm?! That was some serious heat pulled out of that pack!!

Shrip'm by Johku July 27, 2022

I'M THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP!

Famous quote that COD MW2 player Strixal repeatedly shouts out in-game to noobs he schools.

Noob - "I'm awesome, I will pwn u all!"
(Strixal kills Noob x 9999 times)
~ Silence ~
Strixal - "I'M THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP!"

I'M THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP! by TheLastRambo August 5, 2010

I'm allergic to shrimp 

I'm allergic to small dick

jenny: "doesn't your boyfriend have a small dick"
kim: "yeah i'm allergic to shrimp"

I'm allergic to shrimp by The Jumbo Shrimp March 2, 2017

Strip mall 

The poor man's mall. Usually has a Dress Barn, locally-run store, crappy educational products store, Blimpie, and if you're lucky, a big name anchor like Kmart or ShopRite. Coin-operated kiddie rides litter the entrances of the stores, normally being ridden by drunken teenagers. Expect no shopping-crazed bitch to go here, instead sticking to the big indoor mall. Also expect sex in the parking lot during after hours.

Fuck the strip mall!

Strip mall by Mamitomoe March 25, 2017

Shrimp Man

A term given to men who have a great body but an ugly face. Like a shrimp, only after you remove the head can you eat them.

His body is amazing, but unfortunately he is a shrimp man.

Shrimp Man by Milkman Mustache April 17, 2022

Shrimp Mode 

When you act as if a mantis shrimp has taken complete control of your body while you’re still conscious.

“Dude, if I ever go Shrimp Mode, hit me with the horse tranqs.”

Shrimp Mode by Enrique Lasagna December 17, 2022

The Shrimp Man 

Half man half shrimp creature said to be living under Pompano Beach Pier since the late 1940’s. The story goes that when a 53-year-old construction worker died when making repairs on one of the old light posts half way out on the pier. He was electrocuted and fell into a swarm of shrimp and disappeared never to return again as human but as a deformed version with shrimp like appendages. It is said that numerous children fishing for shrimp bait have went missing over the years. Some say The Shrimp Man uses them as bait for his meals. The local Government has denied any likely hood of this happening but sources close to Pier officials say that there is a cover-up as to not upset tourism dollars. To this day, there have been hundreds of sightings.

The Shrimp Man and his shell, eat the entrails of a thousand child.

The Shrimp Man by ATSW November 2, 2009