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Shrimp Fuck

A sexual act where a male places a pink condom over the head of a woman (aka The Shrimp) and then pierces the condom with two straws in the nostril orifices. The male then ties the female’s hands behind her back and places her on all fours. He then penetrates her from behind and holds on the bound hands so her head bobs up and down like a shrimp out of water. The same act can be performed anally which is known as a 'Dirty Shrimp Fuck' or a 'Derby Shrimping'.
"I met this girl in a bar last night"
"Did you fuck her?"
"I only went and Shrimped her"
"Shrimp Fuck...nice!"
Shrimp Fuck by Stephen224 August 22, 2007
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Shrimp dick fuck nugget 

A shrimp dick fuck nugget is a rare breed of "douche" another name for it is "hex" they are homosexual creatures that I've studied for 23 minutes I Skyped one and I regret life, luckily I out douched it with my douchyness and yeah rape one today!
FUCK YOU HEX! Or FUCK YOU SHRIMP DICK FUCK NUGGET!

shrimp dick fuck nugget 

What everyone thinks you are , and what you think everyone else is.
Hex is such a Shrimp Dick Fuck Nugget.
shrimp dick fuck nugget by Onii-san October 13, 2015

shrimp dick fuck nugget 

A shrimp dick fuck nugget breeds only once in its life it also has a second rare name it is "hex" please follow my Twitter krazykyle132 for more info on "hex" and watch my YouTube channel krazykyle132 and sub and watch me on 50 first dates... I'm not there but meh... Anyways the hex IS A DOUCHE and smells like my BO + baby's breath thank you goodbye
Hex FUCK YOU! Or shrimp dick fuck nugget FUCK YOU!

Shrimp dick fuck nugget 

A shrimp dick fuck nugget is a rare breed of "douche" another name for it is "hex" they are homosexual creatures that I've studied for 23 minutes I Skyped one and I regret life, luckily I out douched it with my douchyness and yeah rape one today!
FUCK YOU HEX! Or FUCK YOU SHRIMP DICK FUCK NUGGET!

shrimp dick fuck nugget 

A shrimp dick fuck nugget breeds only once in its life it also has a second rare name it is "hex" please follow my Twitter krazykyle132 for more info on "hex" and watch my YouTube channel krazykyle132 and sub and watch me on 50 first dates... I'm not there but meh... Anyways the hex IS A DOUCHE and smells like my BO + baby's breath thank you goodbye
Hex FUCK YOU! Or shrimp dick fuck nugget FUCK YOU!

smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN 

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