Shrekches
A canon OTP between shrek the ogrelord and Peaches (a sad little human being but she has shrek so who’s the real winner here)
Shrekches by Shrek lover 200000 November 6, 2017
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Scared Shrekless
The feeling of unrivalled pure horror and intense paralyzing fear.
This state can only be achieved by watching the horror film "Scared Shrekless" starring Shrek, hence the word.
This state can only be achieved by watching the horror film "Scared Shrekless" starring Shrek, hence the word.
Scared Shrekless by Alpha the Mii October 31, 2017
Shrekcellent
When the simple word 'excellent' is just not enough to describe something extremely good and you are also a hardcore Shrek fan.
Shrekcellent by ShrekIsTheOnlyWay October 10, 2017
Groinal Stretches
When wearing tights, often we find that the groin area insists on sagging. To overcome this, we stretch the groinal area by widening the legs, either with legs side by side, or placing one foot forward and one foot back.
Chantelle: "What are you doing? You look like a goon"
Charmaine: "My tights are lowering, I'm doing groinal stretches"
Charmaine: "My tights are lowering, I'm doing groinal stretches"
Groinal Stretches by Alice Taylor September 5, 2006
Ed Stretches
An exercise program invented by Ed Crankshaft, done by him when played for the Toledo Mudhens. Of course it includes the Mudhen Bend, but it also includes other things. It is performed on a therapy ball and can be done anywhere.
Lena: Ed, I'm all worked up. I''m stiff. This bowling ball feels like lead.
Ed: (starts laughing at her) Well, have no fear, Ed Crankshaft is here. I know how to fix it! Try my Ed Stretches. They'll help.
Lena: Come on, medicine ball therapy. What are you talking about, Edward?
Ed: (looking at her stern) Lena Alice Johnson! Trust me, this always worked for me and it will work for you, too. Just try it.
Lena: Well, if it will help me bowl, sure, I'll try it.
(Ed and Lena start stretching on the ball)
Lena: Wow! You were right. Ed Stretches really work.
Ed: (laughing again) Lena, I told you they would. That's ball's gonna go down that lane like a hot knife through bacon!
Ed: (starts laughing at her) Well, have no fear, Ed Crankshaft is here. I know how to fix it! Try my Ed Stretches. They'll help.
Lena: Come on, medicine ball therapy. What are you talking about, Edward?
Ed: (looking at her stern) Lena Alice Johnson! Trust me, this always worked for me and it will work for you, too. Just try it.
Lena: Well, if it will help me bowl, sure, I'll try it.
(Ed and Lena start stretching on the ball)
Lena: Wow! You were right. Ed Stretches really work.
Ed: (laughing again) Lena, I told you they would. That's ball's gonna go down that lane like a hot knife through bacon!
Ed Stretches by Dusty's Baby Powder April 7, 2011
Shrekfest
A group of 6 people all banging each other at once. It is the last level of sex on the ladder of sex (2 people = secs, 3 = threesome, 4 = smash, 5 = mass orgy, 6 = shrekfest). It is the messiest type of sex, but also the most fun. Many people experiment with different types of shrekfests, including 6 person anal. People try to experiment with different genders, such as 3 male and 3 female, all male/female, all transgender or all of some other type of made up gender. The term "shrekfest" comes from the shrek movies, aka the greatest things mankind has ever made.
Male A: "Yo, who's up for a shrekfest?"
Male B, Female A & B, Transgender A & B: "OMG ME YES THIS WILL BE AMAZINGNAEIONUIASRGBNIASRGS"
Male B, Female A & B, Transgender A & B: "OMG ME YES THIS WILL BE AMAZINGNAEIONUIASRGBNIASRGS"
Shrekfest by nigerfagot March 21, 2017