10 definitions by nigerfagot
Urban Dictionary Voting is a feature on the site "urbandictionary.com" that uses the public to vote for words made by other people to be added to the website or not. When people go on to the voting feature, they will find that almost every single word is just a fucking name for either: someone a person is in love with, someone a person hates, someone a person is joking around with, or themselves. For example, if someone were to write a word for themselves, they's write "Oscar has the biggest dick ever" or something. It is very annoying, and if you are someone that does this, the community of urbandictionary.com would like you to just end your life.
Person A: "Ay, just wrote a definition on urban dictionary!"
Person B: "What is it?"
Person A: "'Person A has the biggest dick ever and is in love with the best girl on earth, Person C!"
Person B: "Why would the people on the urban dictionary voting vote for that?"
Person A: "Because it's true."
Person B: "End your life."
Person B: "What is it?"
Person A: "'Person A has the biggest dick ever and is in love with the best girl on earth, Person C!"
Person B: "Why would the people on the urban dictionary voting vote for that?"
Person A: "Because it's true."
Person B: "End your life."
by nigerfagot March 25, 2017
Creaming is the action of releasing semen. Many people use the word as another word for masturbation or another term for semen, but it is mainly just the release, however it can be a reference to semen.
You can say something like "I just creamed myself" or "cream" and they both are a reference to jizzed.
You can say something like "I just creamed myself" or "cream" and they both are a reference to jizzed.
by nigerfagot March 23, 2017
The ladder of sex is a scale that ranks the amount of people involved in a certain activity of sex. The ladder goes like this:
1 person = Virgin
2 people = Secs
3 People = Threesome
4 People = Smash
5 People = Mass Orgy
6 People = Shrekfest
There have been many complications with the use of the word "Smash" to represent the 4 person sex as many people believe the term should be "awesome foursome." The term smash came from the sound that is made from the event as it is the one that involves the most moving around and the most amount of damage to certain objects. "Shrekfest" is the most dangerous type of event as it involves the most amount of pain. The term came from the shrek movies which are the greatest things on Earth. "Secs" is the most orgasmic kind as it is only two people who are alone with no problems whatsoever.
1 person = Virgin
2 people = Secs
3 People = Threesome
4 People = Smash
5 People = Mass Orgy
6 People = Shrekfest
There have been many complications with the use of the word "Smash" to represent the 4 person sex as many people believe the term should be "awesome foursome." The term smash came from the sound that is made from the event as it is the one that involves the most moving around and the most amount of damage to certain objects. "Shrekfest" is the most dangerous type of event as it involves the most amount of pain. The term came from the shrek movies which are the greatest things on Earth. "Secs" is the most orgasmic kind as it is only two people who are alone with no problems whatsoever.
Person A: "So we've done everything on The Ladder of Sex other than Shrekfest. When do you wanna do that?"
Person B: "Now."
Person B: "Now."
by nigerfagot March 22, 2017
A home for a ton of gay SJWs that believe that words like "nigger" and "faggot" are prohibited to anyone that isn't black or gay. They only believe that what they like is what everyone else should like, and if you don't agree with them, they will attack you to the end.
Person A: "Omg, this guy just said the n word on instagram, he must be executed."
Person B: "What a faggot..."
Person A: "Oi, you gay?"
Person B: "Nah..."
Person A: "KILL YOURSELF"
Person B: "What a faggot..."
Person A: "Oi, you gay?"
Person B: "Nah..."
Person A: "KILL YOURSELF"
by nigerfagot March 23, 2017
A mass orgy is a form of sex, and is the 5th level on the ladder of sex (2 people = secs, 3 = threesome, 4 = smash, 5 = mass orgy, 6 = shrekfest). It is one of the most famous levels but also the one that many consider the worst form of sex. This is mainly due to the fact that it is a just a build up to the best type of sex, the shrekfest, which usually includes the same people in the mass orgy, but also includes one of the members uncles.
Person A: "That was not fun. The mass orgy is shit. Anyways, whose uncle is gonna be apart of the shrekfest?"
Person B: "Mine..."
Person B: "Mine..."
by nigerfagot March 22, 2017
A group of 6 people all banging each other at once. It is the last level of sex on the ladder of sex (2 people = secs, 3 = threesome, 4 = smash, 5 = mass orgy, 6 = shrekfest). It is the messiest type of sex, but also the most fun. Many people experiment with different types of shrekfests, including 6 person anal. People try to experiment with different genders, such as 3 male and 3 female, all male/female, all transgender or all of some other type of made up gender. The term "shrekfest" comes from the shrek movies, aka the greatest things mankind has ever made.
Male A: "Yo, who's up for a shrekfest?"
Male B, Female A & B, Transgender A & B: "OMG ME YES THIS WILL BE AMAZINGNAEIONUIASRGBNIASRGS"
Male B, Female A & B, Transgender A & B: "OMG ME YES THIS WILL BE AMAZINGNAEIONUIASRGBNIASRGS"
by nigerfagot March 22, 2017
A group of people having sex, more people than a threesome, but not as much as a mass orgy or a shrekfest (2 people = secs, 3 = threesome, 4 = smash, 5 = mass orgy, 6 = shrekfest). Many people do not like the use of the word "smash" when referring to 4 man sex. Instead, they like the term "awesome foursome," which may sound better, but it doesn't refer to the sound being made for the sex unlike smash, which is just one smash after the other. Many items, such as lamps, beds and dicks, are usually broken in this event as it involves the most amount of moving around.
Person A: "Hey, you wanna smash, all 4 of us?"
Person B: "*Ahem*
I think you mean Awesome Foursome."
Person A: "No, I mean smash."
Person B: "*Ahem*
I think you mean Awesome Foursome."
Person A: "No, I mean smash."
by nigerfagot March 22, 2017