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Shpoople! 

The word yelled by a bald man with a handlebar mustache and Down's Syndrome...Occasionally, he wears a red helmet and a tight, white tank top around town. He also likes to skateboard in his spare time.
Steve - "Hey, get the hell off my lawn!

Guy with Down's Syndrome - "SHPOOPLE!"
Shpoople! by iRepMyDougie April 24, 2011
First begun in 1843, the ISA, or International Shpoople Association, is the leading organizer and executor of intra- and international Shpoople matches and tournaments, including the WST, the World Shpoople Trophy.

Shpoople was begun by Fjord Vanderflorgen in Copenhagen, Denmark, and has since become arguably the most popular game in recent history, with recent ISA findings estimating 1.9 billion individuals with intimate knowledge of the game.

The match is over when one participant has clearly victored and declared "Shpoople!". Condolences are then offered to the loser of the match, most commonly "Don't be sad, that's why they call it Shpoople".
Don't be sad Peter, that's why they call it Shpoople
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1. Literally meaning: "Don't be sad/upset"

2. The title of a vigorous fringe sport known only as Shpoople. Due to this, shpoople is also used with the meaning "Don't be sad/upset, it is only a game".
"Don't be sad Peter, that's why they call it Shpoople."
Shpoople by Lazaryck August 14, 2009
(verb) To Shpoople

A word used when one cannot complete a sentence. A Shpoople is often used during awkward moments and are good for various times of odditiy. Shpoople is a word of a new bread, it can be used in any and all sentences and is made for the purpose of filling sentences so you dont have to.
"Uhm hey can i have that pen?"

-"SHPOOPLE"
"So is that a yes?"

-"Yeah dude sure."
__________________

*silence during a car ride* "SHPOOPLE"

-"Derick what was that?"
___________________

"You know that kid in school who wont stop saying shpoople? yeah were all gonna beat the crap outta him at lunch you in?"

-"Shpoople!Shpoople!Shpoople!"
Shpoople by The True Shannigan September 25, 2009

Schpoople 

A sport where the objective is to knock the other player down with a ball and stomp on another ball
"dont be sad peter thats why its called schpoople"
Schpoople by Easan Portman January 13, 2009

Shmoople 

A sex move typically performed on a female in which the male partner places an egg on the forehead of the girl before lifting his penis and dropping it onto the egg, shattering it.
Chad: Bro i gave her the SHMOOPLE last night

Liberal: i have a small penis
Shmoople by secksy chadrick September 17, 2019

Shpoodle 

when a man leaks urine in his pants because he didnt shake his penis enough when he last urinated.
I forgot to shake after i peed, so i ended up i shpoodleing all over myself.
Shpoodle by hngsolo January 15, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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