king's definitions

Monkey Pussy

The act of tucking one's shaft and balls down between their legs, then mooning someone.

That fucking faggot Jason, gave us a Monkey Pussy.

by King January 22, 2004

gillion

a type of number with 100 zeros

i walke to the milbar and bought a gillion icypoles

by king November 7, 2003

dobinstoffers

muthafuckas whop fuck it up the asshole
and ija ja pankja!

ehehehehehehehe

spandex!
spandex
i love SPANDEWX!

i got a big heepin bowl of spandex-os the nutritional breakfast cereal manufactured by dobinstoffers in nazi work camps

by King February 2, 2004

cheerleader

someone that is usually hot. best seen in the lesbian form. but otherwise noted as a prep. mostly stuck up but is a good sight to look at.

betty is a cheerleader. she likes muff but she is a bitch.

by king April 23, 2003

da hui

the hawain surfer locals

Don't fuck with DA HUI!

by King December 26, 2003

dark horse

Not the main favored candidate. Someone somewhat unkown who exceeds expectations of all others in an event. This saying is said to go back to the Victorian politician Benjamin Disraeli who, apart from finding time to regularly become Prime Minister, also found time to write a novel called "The Young Duke". In the book there is a description of a horse race in which the two favourites cannot make the running. In the meanwhile "a dark horse...rushed past the grandstand in a sweeping triumph".

Georgia Tech was a dark horse in the 2004 NCA basketball tournament.

by King May 6, 2005

paint brush

in referance to paint the walls, your paint brush is your penis

after a few hours of painting my brush was getting a little worn out

by king April 24, 2004