1 definition by Clam Hat

A person who strokes the sausage, rolls the dies, or flucshuates the flenning of otherly species than a homo sapian.
(A PERSON WHO MASTERBATES ANIMALS)
If I were a shpanicac, I'd have hands that smell like chicken cum.
by Clam Hat September 8, 2003
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