Showjoe

usually the MOST greatest person in the galaxy. HIs real name is Joseph. He can make anybody laugh and is magnificent at dancing

OMG, I just talked to showjoe
That guy is really good at dancing, what a showjoe

by Showjoe November 22, 2019

Showjob

A blowjob in the shower

Guy 1: That chick was hardcore.
Guy 2: Did you go all the way last night?
Guy 1: Nope, I got a showjob this morning.

by chavy2007 April 21, 2011

slowjoe

a joe that is slow (Slowjoe). Also has been known to be slower than a regular joe. Can be found in sub-urban areas in southern New Jersey, often Tuckahoe. PLays Paintball, Lacrosse, and the drums (usually very slowly). Often found anteeking in his natural habitat.

Joe Scrocca, a mild mannered, supple boy of the tender age of 7. like taking candy from strangers and eating.Slowjoe

by slowjoe15 May 9, 2006

Showjob

Getting a blowjob while playing any select instrument on stage.

Joey totally got a showjob when he played a sickbreakdown with a groupie on her knees.

by BobbyBaja April 21, 2011

showhoe

A girl usually a scenester who spends hours working on her hair, make up, and clothing selection to go to a hardcore show with her friends...purely to pick up on guys.

Ugh I hate showhoes...I'm so glad I'm not one of them.
OMGSHHH What if we see Jeffree Star at the Suicide Silence show?!?! I better start getting ready at 3...wouldn't want those scene boys to get lonely.

by i'vesceneitall May 16, 2006