Shower Jack
A little boy that finds out the wonders of masturbation while in the shower. When he gets older he is constantly in the shower for 2 hours at a time.
Shower Jack by Hsbevebnsjchdbsnelfjbd d August 28, 2013
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jack shower by #4Choclvr September 16, 2017
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jack shower by #4Choclvr September 16, 2017
Jack Bauer Shower
Improvising personal hygiene solutions when not having the time or means to take a real shower. For a true Jack Bauer Shower, one has to use Lysol antibacterial wipes on one's nether regions. The pain means it's working.
Dude1:"Dude, you stink like shit dipped in vinegar and your interview is in 10 minutes!!!"
Dude2: "Time for a Jack Bauer Shower!!"
Reporter: "You've been lost in the woods for 2 weeks! How did you stay so fresh?!"
Jack Bauer: "I'm Jack Bauer."
Dude2: "Time for a Jack Bauer Shower!!"
Reporter: "You've been lost in the woods for 2 weeks! How did you stay so fresh?!"
Jack Bauer: "I'm Jack Bauer."
Jack Bauer Shower by MathKills February 10, 2009
Jack Bauer Power Shower
A super quick shower that Jack Bauer is forced to fit into a commercial break along with a Jack Bauer Power Dump during 24, as to not miss out on any of the terrorist ass-kicking.
Jack Bauer Power Shower by terroristasskicker February 17, 2010
Shower Jacker
A grown up man who loves a good wank in the shower. To add insult to injury, a shower jackers is typically married and christian (or jew).
Shower Jacker by Halevi May 20, 2016
Jackoff Shower
The act of using a shower as an exuse when you are with a crowd when you feel the irresistable need to jackoff.
Jackoff Shower by Che Guavera August 7, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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