Shower Jack
A little boy that finds out the wonders of masturbation while in the shower. When he gets older he is constantly in the shower for 2 hours at a time.
Shower Jack by Hsbevebnsjchdbsnelfjbd d August 28, 2013
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Jack Bauer Shower
Improvising personal hygiene solutions when not having the time or means to take a real shower. For a true Jack Bauer Shower, one has to use Lysol antibacterial wipes on one's nether regions. The pain means it's working.
Dude1:"Dude, you stink like shit dipped in vinegar and your interview is in 10 minutes!!!"
Dude2: "Time for a Jack Bauer Shower!!"
Reporter: "You've been lost in the woods for 2 weeks! How did you stay so fresh?!"
Jack Bauer: "I'm Jack Bauer."
Dude2: "Time for a Jack Bauer Shower!!"
Reporter: "You've been lost in the woods for 2 weeks! How did you stay so fresh?!"
Jack Bauer: "I'm Jack Bauer."
Jack Bauer Shower by MathKills February 10, 2009
Jack Bauer Power Shower
A super quick shower that Jack Bauer is forced to fit into a commercial break along with a Jack Bauer Power Dump during 24, as to not miss out on any of the terrorist ass-kicking.
Jack Bauer Power Shower by terroristasskicker February 17, 2010
Shower Jacker
A grown up man who loves a good wank in the shower. To add insult to injury, a shower jackers is typically married and christian (or jew).
Shower Jacker by Halevi May 20, 2016
Jackoff Shower
The act of using a shower as an exuse when you are with a crowd when you feel the irresistable need to jackoff.
Jackoff Shower by Che Guavera August 7, 2011