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showalter 

the feeling you get when you wake up the next morning after drinking and realize you slept with that guy from the bar..who was so much cuter when you were drunk
"omg i woke up this morning and looked next to me and i just felt so showalter!!! i cant believe what i did...thats the last time i drink tequila."
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Showalter Middle School 

The school comes with free reduced lunches and STDs. I’m unoriginal @danal it’s up to you to finish

Michael Showalter 

Semi-famous (or perhaps quasi-famous) American comedian and film director. Was a writer and cast member of MTV's sketch comedy show The State, and is a member of the comedy troupe Stella. Also co-wrote and starred in the cult comedy film Wet Hot American Summer. Is currently the host of his own online talk show called The Michael Showalter Showalter.
Michael Showalter is as hilarious as he is underappreciated.

Thanks to Michael Showalter, the word "penisocksor" has entered into my everyday vocabulary.
Michael Showalter by BBQ Platypus December 18, 2007

Matt Showalter 

An extremely good looking guy, with more charisma than he knows what to do with. A Matt Showalter has a luscious head of hair, and he makes the koala look sexy.
Did you see that guy? He was a total Matt Showalter. What a babe.
Matt Showalter by lexamexa December 30, 2013

dr stowaters 

racist youtube who said the n word to a black person
1 : wanna watch dr stowaters?
2 : no hes racist
dr stowaters by miovw January 28, 2022
the water that comes from the taps in oshawa, ontario, canada
Don't drink the shwater- caution inc.
shwater by warrfull June 17, 2006
Server Owner of the PORNISM Discord server. Lover of the truth, fine dining and hiking. Streamer of Droids 1, 2, and 3.
All I had to do was ask Shywalker for an invite, and he hooked me up! What a nice guy!
shywalker by shywalker November 9, 2021
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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