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show your boobs 

A community on Livejournal that features many fat and ugly women getting naked and posting pictures of their disgusting breats.

Also contains a plethora of men posting photos of their penises; which are usually small and/or misshapen.

While there is about a 10% margin of hot women who post here, the majority are either extremely obese or extremely ugly. Or both.

No one can tell these people how disgusting they are, due to the community rule of "positive comments only", so many horny/ugly/deperate men comment that these girls are beautiful, thus inspiring them to become inflated in the ego and post more nauseating photos.
That last girl who posted in "show your boobs" was a total butterface!

If her nipples were eyes, she'd be watching the floor all the time!
show your boobs by boobie lover April 24, 2004
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National show your boobs day 

show your bf caleb your boobs
caleb: lemme see your boobs
girl: no
caleb: today is october 27
girl: in that case then okay
national show your boobs day- show your boobs now

National Show Your Bf Your Boobs Day 

show your boobs to your special someone on April 7th!
hey baby it’s national show your bf your boobs day ;)

national show me your boobs day 

show your boobs to your special someone on October 14th!
hey baby is national show me your boobs day ;)

national show me your boobs day 

show me your boobs day is on October 14th

go up to a girl and tell em its national show me your boobs day!
hey ally show me your boobs baby its national show me your boobs day ;)

National Show me your boobs day 

Lisa: "oh my do you know what day it is today?"

Jessica: "No...? I don't.."

Lisa: "It's National Show me your boobs day!"

Jessica: "You said that yesterday, and the day before... You say that everyday."

Lisa: "Exactly, now she me your boobs!"

Show Me Your Boobs Day 

An international holiday on the 5th of May when you have to show me your boobs
“Wow can’t believe it’s show me your boobs day today, I’ve been waiting all year for this!”
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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