ShoulderBest

someone with amazing shoulders and an amazing personality

You are so ShoulderBest

Thank you so much

ShoulderBest by urfaveves22 January 29, 2023

shoulderbeast 

To annoyingly watch over someone's shoulder while they are working on a computer. This activity is extremely distracting and is especially popular in the world of graphic design and advertising.

Dutch: pottekijker ("to watch someone's pot while cooking")
Brazilian Portuguese: papagaio de pirata ("to be a parrot on a pirate's shoulder")

I'm trying to work here, stop shoulderbeastin' me!

shoulderbeast by monkeycheese99 March 19, 2010

Shoulderboating 

The act of a female taking her breasts and erotically rubbing them around a man's shoulder, somewhat in the manner you would if he was tit fucking her, but with his shoulder.

Guy1: Dude, last night my gf totally shoulderboated me! it was aweosme!
Guy2: wtf is Shoulderboating?
Guy1: oh it's when she rubs her tits on my shoulder
Guy2:....wtf?!

Shoulderboating by scarysnowman14 May 22, 2011

albanian shoulderless brown snake 

An albanian shourderless brown snake, is of the reptile species. Although endangered it shows little enthusiasm for its fellow counterparts. Disregarding all things in its surroundings. As the cookoo bird does not rare its young. the "albanian shoulderless brown snake" will complete no task as simple as it may seem put in front of it.... Thus an endangered species it shall remain.

Snake wrangler asks, "Hey, albanian shoulderless brown snake. did you get that job done?"

Albanian shoulderless brown snake replies, "No, I was running late."

albanian shoulderless brown snake by Banjo84 May 19, 2017